Hey H! Check out number 19! dk For all the Pittsburgh natives and others that can relate............. Da Burgh! Weer frum da 'burg: Yinz guys know yer from Pittsburgh n'at when: > > 1. Three of your immediate family members are named Stan > > 2. You can find a direct route from Polish Hill to the South Side, but > > can't find a bathroom on the South Side > > 3. You remember the glory days of Pitt Football > > 4. You consider all of South Oakland an architectural landmark > > 5. You think ethnic diversity means its OK to accept Protestants > > 6. You slam on the brakes at the sight of a tunnel > > 7. Four of your immediate relatives work for the city or the county > > 8. Polka music makes you horny > > 9. You cried when Mario retired > > 10. You can taste the difference between batches of Iron City > > 11. You think the Steigerwalds are a dynasty > > 12. You can tell at least two versions of the "Why Danny Marino wasn't > > drafted by 'em Stillers" story > > 13. You think "alternative lifestyles" means living in Fox Chapel > > 14. You consider a trip to Monroeville Mall a good Saturday night out > > 15. You think Mount Washington is really high > > 16. You live on the South Side and wonder what life would be like on the > > North Side > > 17. You think ethnic cleansing means switching to Irish Spring Soap > > 18. A special night out includes Eat-N-Park > > 19. You visit Cleveland and notice how clean it is > > 20. You believe that if you are making a left hand turn, you have the > > right of way when the light turns green > > 21. You can't eat a sandwich without coleslaw and fries in the middle > > 22. You finish all of your sentences with the word "n'at" > > 23. You take fancy vacations in Seven Springs > > 24. You wear your best Flannel to the Top of the Triangle restaurant > > 25. You think Donnie Iris is the second coming > > 26. "Stan, Guy, love the show" means something special to you. > > 27. You live vicariously through WDVE and wonder why Jimmy Krenn was > > never on Saturday Night Live. > > 28. Myron Cope does not sound like a lunatic on drugs to you. > > 29. You've been to an Isaly's Ice Cream shop. > > 30. Your cousins who went to PennStateSucks (one word) are considered the > > "traitors" of the family. > > 31. Your uncle tells a story about the time all the rivers froze and he > > and his friends walked from the South Side to the North Side on the ice. > > 32. Your favorite candy at Halloween was a Clark bar. > > 33. You remember "Chiller Theater with Chilly Billy Cardille" and cheer > > when you see him in Night of the Living Dead. > >