Frosty II: Vengeance of the Snow

Back again this dreadful year,
The city again, brought to tears,
Frosty the Snow Man, was back in town,
Ready to bring the whole world down,
The governor said it was a disaster, 
And called the top brass,
The president talked to his military masters, 
and they agreed Frosty was a pain in the ass,
School was canceled and work was closed,
President Clinton just scratched his nose,
And told the mayor he couldn’t help,
Frosty the snowman would make his army yelp,
Bigger and better Frosty emerged,
The townsfolk with guns slowly converged,
But Frost just laughed and blew them away,
He already killed 17 so he thought what the hey,
Now Clinton decided he was in error,
And told his top pilots to strike with terror,
To blow up this snowman once and for all,
Frosty got wind of this and he had a ball,
The jets arrived, loaded for bear,
Frosty the snow man didn’t give a care,
Overconfident they were and easygoing in style,
One by one they went down in a pile,
Laughing with glee,
Frosty took a pee,
And caught unaware,
So approached the hare,
Turning his shoulder Frosty looked back,
To see the Easter Bunny carrying a Mac,
Down went the snowman in much dripping blood,
The bunny outran the nasty yellow flood,
And hopefully now we’re safe once again,
But you’d best doubt it, did the rabbit really win?

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