Welcome to read my Diary! He's called Drufus!
Here's a week for you all to check out!
Monday ( I know that because it's the first day in the week they leave early....hehe and they think dogs are stupid!)
Hey there Drufus, dad overslept today. And he never understood what hit him...It was me of course, I took a big nice bite off his alarmclock cable, yesterday evening when they choosed to watch the telly instead of playing with me... Serves them right .....hehe And he though it was the genueapig Cora.......
Tuesday (or something)
Hey Druf, It's really boring when mum and dad goes to work.. Nothing special to do. Except not until the mail comes.. hehe ... There is something special with the taste of bills in your mouth. If they don't get any mail I can always take one of mums hairy slippers instead. I´m not picky you know..
Wednesday
Wooow what a day!! My neighbour came and took me for a walk. What a walk he got..... I spotted a runner and oh God ..could he run.. hehe It's so refreshing and fun to chase joggers! I mean, they are out there all the time. They want to run so I just help them. And alot of the runners even improve the speed to the dubbel.... They must be real happy.
Here is a good link to some joggers.
So you know were and when to be...hehe
Thursday, Friday, Saturday...(I think)....
Hi again Dryf, life is really swell ! The humans are happy, so I guess it's friday- the day they walk on and off to that special shelf,.. whith all the bottles... And fun is that they get so ridiculous but it's fun to watch. Mum started to walk around in the room with dad, moving in a strange way... stupid people... and that to a loud sound too.. Mum almost fell in the end too, but I helped her by taking a bite at her dress... to hold her up... And believe it or not, she got mad with me! I could'nt help that her behind was inside the dress! Could I!
The last day in the week
Well Druf, It's the silent day again..the boooring day you know. At first the humans take forever to even get out of bed, then when I finally have lost my mind, out of bordom I realize I need to take a leak... So I do... Take a leak that is... in dads slippers... Ha, that if something gets them going!
And they should thank me, I mean they always get up this time the other days. So I guess they just forget sometimes...and then I help them to get up.... But they are wery rude, they never thanks me... just gets annoyed with me....people!!! I'm happy that I'm a dog and not a person. They do alot of strange things, and don't even understand that they do....
Take care from Imse