Cretin Hop
The Ramones

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
Cretin! Cretin!
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretin! Cretin!

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven

Rockaway Beach
The Ramones

Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out and I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride
To Rockaway Beach
Up on the roof, out on the street
Down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio

Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
We can hitch a ride
To Rockaway Beach

It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride
To Rockaway Beach

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
The Ramones

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I love you
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I love you
I do, I do

But I told her why we just can't make it
I want you still but just can't take it
The time has come we oughta break it
Someone has to pay the price

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
It's over
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
All over
It's true, it's true

And I think of times we were together
As time went on it seemed forever
But times have changed
Now things are better
Someone had to pay the price

Locket Love
The Ramones

Lovely lovely locket love
You could use a little of
Hang a chain around you
You're hangin' too

Hang on a little bit longer
Hang on you're a goner

Lovely lovely locket love
'Cause a picture never does
Try to expose you
For what you put me through

Hang on a little bit longer
Hang on you're a goner

Never never can tell
How hard you fell
Lovely lovely locket 'cause
The best poison of

Lovely lovely locket love
You got a pocket of
Lovely little tricks you do
Now I'm hangin' you

Hang on a little bit longer
Hang on you're a goner

I Don't Care
The Ramones

I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
About this world
I don't care
About that girl
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
About these words
I don't care

Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
The Ramones

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
They're ready to go now
They've got their surfboards
And they're going to the discotheque a go go
But she just couldn't stay
She had to break away
Well New York City really has it all
Oh yeah, oh yeah

Sheena is a punk rocker
Sheena is a punk rocker
Sheena is a punk rocker now
She's a punk punk, a punk rocker
Punk punk, a punk rocker...

We're A Happy Family
The Ramones

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy

Sitting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men

Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president
I'm friends with the pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling daddy's dope

Teenage Lobotomy
The Ramones

Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy

DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I'll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I'm a teenage lobotomy

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph. D
I'm a teenage lobotomy

Do You Wanna Dance?
Robert Freeman

Do you wanna dance and hold my hand?
Tell me baby I'm your lover man
Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight?
Squeeze me all through the night
Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight?
Squeeze me all through the night
Oh baby, do you wanna dance?

I Wanna Be Well
The Ramones

Yeah, I wanna be well
I wanna be well
I wanna be
I want I want I want
I want I want I want
Yeah, I wanna be well

LSD, golly gee
DDT, wowee!
Daddy's broke
Holy smoke
My future's bleak
Ain't it neat?

I Can't Give You Anything
The Ramones

You better know what you want
You know how little I got

I can't give you anything

You think that I'm real cute
But who's gonna bring home the loot?
Make up your mind about
Hope you don't doubt, that

I can't give you anything

Ramona
The Ramones

Hey Johnny, hey Dee Dee
Little Tommy and Joey
You know we're comin' over
Sweet sweet little Ramona
You're getting better and better
It's getting easier than ever
Hey you kids in the crowd
You know you like it
When the music's loud
Sweet sweet little Ramona
She always wants to come over
Sweet sweet little Ramona
I think I'll try and phone her
I let her in if you're wondering why
'Cause she's a spy for the BBI
I let her in and I started to cry
And then I knew I wanted to die
Oooh, little Ramona

Surfin' Bird
C. White, A. Frazier, J. Harris and T. Wilson

Well everybody's heard about the bird

Bird bird bird
Bird is the word

Don't you know about the bird
Well everybody knows that the bird is a word

Bird bird bird is a word

Why Is It Always This Way?
The Ramones

Hey hey hey
Why is it always this way?

Last time I saw her alive
She was wavin', wavin' bye bye
She was contemplating suicide
Now she's lying
In a bottle of formaldehyde
And oh, I just don't know
Why I can't let her go
Oh I just don't know

Hey hey hey
Why is it always this way?
Last time I saw her alive
She was going to the wash and dry
She was outside hitchin' a ride
Now she's lying
In a bottle of formaldehyde