Subject: (RH) Re: Welcome to radiohead
Resent-Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 03:13:27 GMT
Resent-From: owner-radiohead@lists.elmail.co.uk
Date: Tue, 12 Nov 1996 03:10:11 +0000
From: Pissed Bloke
To: radiohead@elmail.co.uk
attention attention attention
attention soggy we know who you are.
we are here to make life difficult for you.
we know how we did that sound in that song that you keep going on and on
about like deranged factory robots.we are scared that you still talk about
it.
attention attention
we are here to tell you that time passes and you should move on. we made it
all up. just like theyre doing in those silly f**ing books that are
currently polluting shitty bookshelves , just in time for suckered parents
to pick em up for the kids at christmas. dont do it, warn them in advance.
most of them are probably written by impoverished NME journalists anyway.
Dateline:12/11/2096
Captains log.
Growing increasingly concerned about tenuous hold on sanity of members of crew.
They continually ask about the sound made in a country music ballad called
"The Creep" by a "british" music group from the previous century.
Evidence shows that they have been asking this question for most of their
lives, having inherited it from their forefathers.
gap socks are realy great especially the girls ones.
this is thom. no it is really. no. no. it is. i can prove it.
see this mole? > .
no, it is him really. You can tell by the lack of correcct typpin.
yes its me. it really is.
so.now im here. things to put straight. radio one are misinformed about the
release of our album march? not a hope. we have nt started yet. we cant get
used to the red lights. they usually mean stop to us. we wrote the book
green watering can while bathing in a sea of cows milk. all the lyrics on
the internet are completely correct well done and thankyou. the new album
is sunny and cheerful and will wryfully comment on the modern age in an
ironic fashion, it will make you want to get out once in a while and stop
reading these stupid messages.
"don t get any big ideas theyr not gonna happen."
love stanley donwood & the white chocolate farm