These are prayers you must learn and ponder on if you want to be part of the "Vedderism" cult.
OUR EDDIE
Our Eddie
Who art in Seattle
Hollowed be thy name
Thy new album come thy will be awesome
On stage as it is in during the recording session
Give us this day our daily Pearl Jam songs
And forgive us for not listening to rats
And many other songs not to often...(inside joke)
As we (do not) forgive those who don't worship Eddie
And lead us not into the temptation of Nirvana
But deliver us from rap "music"
Amen
Hail King Eddie
Hail Eddie,
Full of music
The voice is with thee
Blessed art thou among fans
And blessed is the fruit of thy talent, Pearl Jam
Holy Eddie, father of music
Sing for us fans
Now and at the hour of your concert,
Amen