She Has a Girlfriend Now
By: Reel Big Fish

She has a girlfriend now,
She has a girlfriend now,
She has a girlfriend now,
She said, "Guys don't do no more for me"
"You never loved, like I wanted you to"
"I loved you baby, what do you want me to do?"
She said she found someone who's gonna hold her hand,
She said she found someone who's gonna understand,
She don't need nobody to be her man,
She don't need nobody to be her man,
I never though it would end like this,
Just because I've got no tits,
I'll shave my legs,
I'll work real hard,
I'll even cut my penis off for you,
Awww..that's so sweet.
She has a girlfriend now
I want to read He Has A Gu-un Now again
I want to see more stories and stuff