The Couple Theory

The Couple Theory

They are everywhere!


Do the people who constantly play tongue gymnastics and hide the sausage in front of you piss you off? Is the background on this page already making you projectile vomit?? Want to know more about these attention seeking yutzes? Well read my official , sad but true,


COUPLE THEORY!

* Girl talking, guy not very interested-
= They are going out

* Both not talking, holding hands-
= Just started going out

* Both not talking and not holding hands-
= They are married

* Both talking, having alot of fun-
= Just friends

* Guy talking, girl not interested-
= He's gay

* Girl wearing alot of make up, talking softly
and smiling next to guy-
= She wants to go out with him

* Guy trying to talk but not succeeding-
= He wants to go out with her

* Both groping each other-
= Haven't had sex

* Guy looking at other girls-
= Have had sex

By: Aunty Fester

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