Oh no! Isaac clones in Mark D.'s back yard!
An unexpected development has occorred in the town of Emporium. Due to the seemingly large amount of chemicals in the local fresh water supply, strange mutations have been seen among the wildlife in this region. But none as bad as this. Inside sources say that Isaac Slyder was out for one of his seven mile runs on the dirt roads around his house. He got thirsty and not having a water bottle with him, he drank from a nearby stream. Later that evening he went skateboarding and sweated profusely. Drops of sweat came off him as he skated. Nothing out of the ordinary. The next day as sunlight hit the sweat, which had mysteriously not evaporated or dispersed, "the droplets started to move around and get bigger, then they started changing color, then they turned into Isaac. I must have done some powerful acid man." said a local waste of space(average teenage resident). The clones dispersed and have shown no purpose of their wandering, other than freaking out local rednecks. In one reported incident an Isaac clone walked up to the pavilion by Sheetz(which is forbidden to skaters and anyone with an IQ above 85.) He said "hey guys!," the rednecks responded with threats to the clone's personal self. At this time another clone showed up and said "hey guys!" Confused the rednecks responded with, "Let's go drink beer in the woods." Several of the clones have left Emporium by different means, and have been spotted as far north as Niagara Falls with Kevin Brooks looking for hookers. And as far south as New Jersey. We will try to keep everyone posted on this desperate situation.