True life stories that really happened


K-Team Oddities

1. One time Keith insisted that we call him T-Bone. We called him dumb ass instead.

2. One time Julie had too much to drink and cried all night for no reason.

3. One time Keith ran over Mark and drove with him on the hood of his car.

4. One time...uh, i mean, every time Keith, Mark and Matt go to a sporting event there is always a dirty old man next to us who always talks to us.

5. One time Tyler partied with the K-Team...wait, that didn't happen. Only in Tyler's evil fantasies.

6. Cameron plays high school football.

7. One time when Keith was in basic training for the Air Force he had to pick up a pube from the bathroom floor. eewww.

8. Ben is now an equal-opportunity hater.

9. One time Ben went to a Taco Bell and it was closed. He almost killed someone.

10. One time six members of the K-Team went to DuBois (1 hour 15 min away). There wasn't enough room in the car so Ben rode in the trunk all the way. When we got there we were trying to decide where to eat, then out of the trunk we hear, "TACO-FUCKING-BELL!"