Have you heard of everyones favorite spice, the newest member to the spice collection, Smelly Butt Spice Smelly Butt is the prettiest and smartest member of the group. Did you see the competiton for the new spice girl? It came down to five finalists: Tall & Hairy Spice, Big Headed Spice, Turkey Spice, cudley Sheep Spice, and of course Smelly Butt Spice. Tall and Hairy Spice got eliminated 'cause the judges couldn't understand Ben-Talk. Big Headed Spice got his head stuck and a doorway and had to decline. Sheep Spice got hit by a van on the way to the finals, so then there were only 2 remaining. Turkey Spice got so excited that he peed himself and began making animal noises, which by the way were very good. They began to play "Here she is , Ms. Smelly Butt Spice," when suddenly from the crowd emerged three more contestants. They were; Extra Elbow Flesh Spice, Ross Cube Spice, and Big Dumb Redneck Spice. Big Dumb Redneck Spice said "Want's ta step, figgit?" then proceeded to beat up on the other smaller Spices, saying Pussy and Boyee over and over again. Because of the violence, Ross Cube Spice screamed like a girl, got a wedgy, and ran to hide in the corner. Eventually, Big Dumb Redneck Spice got tired and decided to go into the woods and drink some beer. That left Extra Elbow Flesh Spice and Smelly Butt Spice. It was now time for the evening gown competition. Smelly Butt Spice wore a lovely sequene open back dress, which was form fitting. Very nice. Extra Elbow Flesh Spice, however, made a mockery of the whole thing. He came out in an offensively tight fitting, see through slut dress. The hem of his slut dress was only inches from his panty line, if he had bothered to wear any, and was so low cut in the front you could see his belly button. Need less to say, Smelly Butt Spice became the newest Spice Girl, and went on to make his own line of perfume, called "The Essence Of Butt" that is all for now HA ha hah aha ah ahaha aaha haha ahaha hah ahaha h ah ahah ah h ah ah ah ah a ha h ah ah a ha hah ah ah ha h ah ah ah ah a h ah ah ahah ah ahahah aah ahahhah ah ahhhaha ahahahha ahahah a hahahaha a ha a ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ahh a a ah h a hah