Valentine's Day is supposed to be for the lovers of the world to send their loved ones gifts and sweets. Stores and businesses put up pink cut outs of hearts. Pink candies are everywhere.

In kindergarten, however, you and your classmates had to give everyone a valentine, be they your friend or foe.

So why not have a holiday for all the haters out there?

Anti-V-Day should fall on August 14th, which is six months after the traditional V-Day. Spend this day telling your co-workers what you really think of them. A dead squirrel scraped off the road is a fun and easy way to show your ex just how little you care. Screw with their minds, kill their house plants, erase their term papers...

Stores will probably not be selling angry greeting cards for this new holiday. Nor will they be selling candy and gifts that were made for this occasion. You must make your own.