"Ready for a rumble?" You said devilishly. "I know the bar must know something about the Brian's disappearance. The only issue, is to get it out of them."
The fight was quite severe. Freddie did quite a job. In short, you and Freddie are wanted by the Montreux police for futher questioning. The two of you retreat to a mysterious city of gold in South America and become tourist guides.
Hmmm.. Have fun with Incas
:)
You tilted your head to the side. Nope, no Brian. However, there was a big crevice in the wood of the bar. You gestered Freddie to follow you as you slid in benath the bar. It was quite squashy benath the it, there were wooden wedges glued on the walls so you could descend yourself down. Eventually you came upon the ground. Freddie ooh-ed and ahh-ed in the darkness. He wasn't used to going down secret passages.
"Where are we going?" He asked anxiously. "I wanted to finish my drink."
You ignored Freddie's whincing and whinings. Not before long, you realised, there were voices in the distance. Who's was in the secret passageways? "Ssh!" You whispered harshly. There were children's voices, surprisingly. You wondered what the hell was going on.
"I hear that too, dear. What the devil are people doing in here?" The voices began to approach and before you knew it, the both of you were apprehended by a dog and two youngs boys. The dog growled at you and Freddie.
"Oh golly, Julian, isn't Timmy getting fierce?" The curly-haired boy said to the other. "Who are you and what are you doing in the Honeycomb Hills?"
You began to shake your head. You begin to think something is astray. "We are looking for a member of my band. What are you doing here?"
Freddie said reasonably. The tall blonde teenage boy pouted his lips in disagreement. "You mean, the Block and Mr Lenoir band! Yes, George, I do agree with you. I do feel like some jammy buns."
You just realised! You and Freddie had just walked into a Famous Five story! (Five Go To Smuggler's Top to be specific. Read it and you'll understand the joke). Just as you broke the silence with laughter, both you and Freddie were clobbered with large blunt objects. Man, I thought the FF were a bunch of nice guys!
Secret Passageways can be
dangerous. So can Timmy, the dog.
PS Brian was in the Mountain
Studio bathrooms the whole time.
So what? A Brian hair? The Maymaster likes his haunts, he could have had a drink there ages ago. After your vodka martini, you resumed the search for Queen's guitarist. Freddie put on his thinking cap (actually a foxy leather one, what's the diff?) and came to a conclusion. He grabbed your hand and pointed to the mountain in the distance. On the mountain was a great iron dome. You smiled.
"The conservatorium! Good thinking Freddie-boy!" You exclaimed. You knew of Brian's liking of Astrophysics, of course he would hang out at the star-gazing dome. However, it was a little funny that it was during the day. Why would Brian be there? The two of you jumped on a cable cart up to the mountains. Freddie was humming and tapping enthusiastically on the way there. Eventually you arrived there. Freddie stood in front of you. He fiercly swung the door open, to find Brian! Standing without a clog, looking into a telescope.
"Guys! Hi! What are you doing here?" Brian laughed. "I thought I would record a lightning strike for the album up here, then I got distracted and just hung around around here. Did you miss me?"
You and Freddie let out a great sigh of relief. But then Freddie started shouting how worried the band was. He was pretty annoyed, but thus, starts another fight between the band. Who are now back together! Hurrah
You did it!