The Gay Aptitude Test

Give yourself points according to the scale below:

If you know the difference between eyeliner and mascara: +2 points.
For every Broadway show tune you know the words to: +3 points.
For each of those that is by Stephen Sondheim: +10 points.
If you've ever pornounced the word vase as vahz: +5 points.
If you know the diffence between taupe and mauve: +5 points.
If you can ponounce taupe and mauve: +10 points.
An Erasure concert ticket stub on your dresser: +15 points.
If you know what a tea cozy is: +3 points.
For each cardigan sweater in your closet: +5 points.
For each argyle sweater vest: +10 points.
If you've ever gotten a professional massage that didn't involve an Asian woman and a handjob: +10 points.
If you've ever taken a "me" day: +15 points.
If you've ever paid more than $8 for a haircut: +5 points.
For each scented candle you own: +5 points.
For each scented candle that smells like a guy's ass: +20 points.
If you own a mustache comb: +5 points.
If you've ever sweated, or even lightly perspired, to "The Oldies": +10 points.
For every pair of shoes you own with a buckle: +2 points.
For every pair of shoes you won with tassels: +3 points.
If you've named your penis: -5 points.
If you've named your roomate's penis: +15 points.
If you purchase underpants in quantities smaller than the Big Value 14-pair Chubpack: +5 points.
If you have purchse underpants with buckles or tassels: +10 points.
If you're into aromatherapy: +5 points.
If you think aromatherapy means farting in a sleeping bag: -10 points.

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