Adam: It's really the difference between, lik, an alto and a tenor sax, or a - what's the one that Kenny G plays? It looks like a goddam oboe or something. You know what I'm talking about? It's the gayest-looking instrument.
Drew: What are you saying: that uncircumcised penises look gay?
Caroline Rhea: What are you using that's going to hurt so much?
Adam: I guess if you really got going, to the point where the bed was vibrating enough that it shook the bookshelf adjacent to it and a bowling trophy worked its way off and you were impaled on it.
Q: Does losing your virginity cause physical changes?
Adam: In a guy, the chest expands, the chin tends to protrude. The shoulders get pulled back. Oftentimes, the right hand can swell up from a lot of high-fiving with a male counterpart.