Here are some compliments from
fellow Hanson HATERS that I have received. Because I like Hanson
HATERS, I did not post their e-mail addresses, so you little
Hanson-loving twinks can't flame them.
From BoB the
Denny's Goddess:
Hehe, I'd just like to say that
you're my hero for the week. I love your Anti-Hanson page, and share
your belligerent feelings toward those f---ers. I don't understand
how a 'band' (as they call themselves) can have so many fans. I think
it's really a goverment plot to transform teeny boppers into gay
neo-hippies or something, but that's just my crackwhore imagination.
Anyhow, the pictures are great,
too. Do you do much stuff with computer graphics or something? The
Hanson pictures are nicely done (even though they involve knives in
heads, etc., which is appropriate in this situation. *smirk*), and
very amusing. Just thought I'd drop you a line to say that I love
your webpage.
Keinen Hanson fuer dich.
-BoB the Denny's Goddess
From
punkrocker. Hey! I've been published:
rAvEn,
holy sh*t, your web page is by far
the best anti-hanson web page. i thought that maybe i was the only
hanson hater, but i feel better knowing that there are people like
YOU spreading the word that hanson SUCKS DICK! i have decided to put
your web page in my schools' newspaper as: THE ULTIMATE HANSON HATE
SITE!!! If you would like to send me your thoughts about this, please
do!!!!!!!! ANaRchy Rules and your doing a good job of being an
aNaRcHiSt!!!!!!!!
f*ck yeah!!!!!!!!!
farewell and goodbye,
punkrocker
From
Racheal:
Hey Raven, cool site!!
I must admit I am a hanson fan but your site just made me laugh soooo
much I nearly pissed myself. My best friend and I were looking at
your pics. they are really really groovy. Anywayz, I just thought I
would tell ya what a true hanson fan thought of the site.
Well done. Rach
From
Redskinette:
Hanson lovers always
seem to be the ones that are idiotic, but they always E-Mail us to
say we're dumb! Weird, isn't it? Their stupidity never ceases to
amaze me. I love it when Anti-Hanson pages make sections for Hate
Mail. They're so hiliarous! I esp. love your Hate Mail section and
the CHFA (Citizens For a Hanson-Free America)'s. Keep up the good
work!
From Dan:
To, Raven
I don't think your page sucks. I
have absolutely no idea why those kids like hanson. There are just a
bunch of girls who sing song that have no meaning like mmmmmmmmmbop.
I'm sorry, I'm probably making us both feel like were going to barf.
The main reason why I wrote you this letter is that I wanted to tell
you that I totally 100% agree with you. I HATE HANSON!!!!!
See you, Dan
From Tete Mora
Arriaga:
what an
imagination!!!
wow you are an artist!!i had a
blast!! i have send your website to so many people is not even
funny!! i was laughing the whole time!! i am contacting you because
we are 15 brothers and sister from the same mother and father we are
all musicians!! and own a website too! hanson is no good.
tete mora arriaga
From Corey and
Brandon:
Hey Hey!! Howdy from
Dallas Texas, from Corey and Brandon- I'm 27, my nephew Brandon is
11- he loves some of your pictures- we especially like the graphic
pictures that depict the death and demise of the little bleach blonde
brat trio!! ...
... I make a promise to you that
if Hanson are ever in Dallas, I'll shoot them from the School Book
Depository Building downtown- I'll do it for you, for me, for my
nephew, and for anybody else who LOVES to HATE HANSON!! ...
... Well- that's about it- we hate
Barney and the Spice Girls too- I'm sure you share Our Hate as well!!
I think that's about it for now- e-mail me- I would love to hear your
viewpoints on Barney!!!
Corey and Brandon- Hanson Haters
in Dallas!!
From
Mike:
Congratulations on
this web-site. I was stupid enough to buy their CD, but after I heard
it, I realized how much they suck. I hope they die and rot in Hell. I
wish somebody would kick their asses pretty soon.
Sincerely,
Mike, The Latino Terrorist
from a
Hanson-Hater:
well i really dont
have much to say except, YOU ARE FUNNY AS HELL AND YOUR ANTI-HANSON
SITE IS HILARIOUS!..I love how you piss off all those other hanson
lovers...i thought that their replies were on of the best parts of
the site (other than the pictures)...
An extra LONG
letter from Holly:
thank you thank you
thank you. you have the most amazing page. it made me laugh. My
friend and I are working on alternative lyrics to "I will Come To
You". It will be ready soon, and we'll mail it 2 your site first
cause we love it! It's top secret but it goes along the lines of "I
will Cum on you" but I'mwondering if that's a good idea cause do
Hanson actually have penis's? and if they do, are they capable of
anything!? Have you noticed how damn stupid they are? Their speak
like so stupid (especially Zac), it's so hicksville! I mean, they
don't go to school, okay so they have home tutor , but they admitted
that they didn't do much in a interview. one good reason to go to
school everyday.
I am so glad that someone noticed
that zac dropped his drum stick at the grammies. he is always doing
it. I mean, if your a good drummer you should at least be able to
hold the bloody sticks. Also at the grammies Gay Tay and Ike (Why
doesn't anyone pick up on his swint?) made a v.obvious lyrics clash.
This is sick: On the MTV music awards (Europe) Taylor was wearing a
tight, gay like top made of swade! SICK! and the worst bit, he
actually knew what the material was ! I mean, I'm a girl and I
wouldn't know!
keep on hating,
HoLLy
From
Crystal:
Hey, I think your page
is really funny, and I love it! Those pictures are HILARIOUS!!! And
as for all those people who wrote you lame e-mail about how stupid
you are, and how you don't have a life, they obviously don't either,
'cause if they did, they wouldn't care about your page, they would
simply not visit it! Besides, you warned Hanson lovers not to enter
because they might have been offended - it's their problem they
entered. Now, doesn't this sound kinda dumb, you warned people who
like them NOT to enter (it's good that you were polite enough to do
so) and they did anyway, and then they give you threatening emails
about it - HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!??!!?? ANYBODY HOME???????? HOW STUPID
CAN SOME PEOPLE GET??
-crystal
From
GUiTaR635:
YOUR PAGE IS THE
GREATEST!!!! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HANSON. The first time I saw
their MMMBOP video, it took me and two of my other friends half the
video before we realized they were guys....(even after that we
weren't to sure). Also, I got the guitar tab for MMMBOP off the
internet and showed it to my guitar teacher. we were both laughing at
how basic and stupid the whole guitar lines are. we were laughing
even harder at the lyrics. anyway, thanx for being dedicated to
destroying Hansons image, oh wait, they never had one.
From
Adam:
To a fellow Hanson
hater,
This page rocks! I agree, I wish
Hanson would disappear. They are SO annoying, and I hate them,
probably a lot more than you do. They are just three girls who can't
sing for shit. I also hate all of the fans of hanson. I am also going
to personally e-mail all of the Hanson lovers that are on your page
and tell them what I think.
All I can say is:
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.