From Stuart Southerland. Ahh, it all makes sense now...: " MMM Bop means male three-way anal sex. I heard it on a webpage where a homosexual from Iowa posted it. This would of course be a favorite pastime for those little bastards, except for their femininity."

From Moshe Menaged: " About one year ago, when 'MMM-Bop' was a #1 hit on MTV, I was talking to a friend of mine about the video. He said: 'Yeah, the chick on the keyboards is a great fuck.' I said: 'It's a boy, asshole!' He said: "What? Really? Shit!' He looked disturbed, so I asked:'What's wrong?' He replied: 'Last night, I jerked off while fantasizing about her!'

Oh. My. God.

From Dake: " I'm e-mailing you because I saw a commercial on TV, I think it was for Pop-Up Video on VH1, it said that Zac looked like the Olsen twins, and I-sick (Issac) looks like Chelsea Clinton, and Taylor looks like Jewel."

I now have a newfound respect for VH1.

A nifty tidbit from Hannah. Is NOTHING sacred from those little pricks?!: " I have some anti-Hanson news. You know how Seventeen has one of those yearly polls. Well,Hanson was voted Lamest Band [yea!]. I saw that on T.V. Did you hear that their next video is a spoof of Titanic!? What the f*ck's up with that!? It's gonna have Gloria Stuart in it. Sh*t!"

A SWEET poem I received from JAGAV1@aol.com:

*Hating Hanson -- By Gayle Gaviola*

Long, girly, dirty, messy hair.

Reminds me of horses. Zitty, dirty, yucky faces.

Start an oil company.

High, girly voices.

Reminds me of a squeaky water pipe. (What is Mmmbop anyway? It makes no sense,

just a dumb group trying to make a hit.)

Is it Minnie Mouse I hear?

A heavy, smelly, stinky, yucky stench

Heavy enough to sink the Titanic.

I see 3 faces.

I drop dead.

Aaaah!

Murder!

Hanson has murdered me without lifting a finger.

I got this little bit from a transcript of an interview from a Hanson lover's site:

TAYLOR: Zac, you'd make a cute girl!

ZAC: So would you! (Zac tries to sit in Tay's Lap)

ISAAC: I guess I'm the only REAL man here.

ZAC: I guess so, JUST KIDDING!

You heard it here, folks. They admitted it themselves.

From a Hanson Hating Site at http://members.tripod.com/~CrapMusicZone/. A list of the Hanson bothers' "faves:"

Taylor's favorite thing to wear: mom's lingerie

Zac's favorite thing to wear: girdles or kaboodles

Isaac's favorite thing to wear: peanut butter

Taylors favorite place to shop: Victoria's Secret

Zac's favorite place to shop: Burger King

Isaac's favorite place to shop: Farm Animal Accessories Inc.

Taylor's favorite game is: Girl Talk

Zac's favorite game is: Bo-Peep

Isaac's favorite game is: hide the hamster

Zac's favortie thing to eat: junk food, lots of high-cholesterol, high-sugar level junk food

Taylor's favorite thing to eat: brothers and sisters

Isaac's favorite thing to eat: mom and dad

Hanson is the Ambiguously Gay Trio.

On an MTV interview, Zac Hanson (the fat one) said, and I quote: "I was watching MTV one day and the camera went to a close-up of someone and I thought, 'Gee, what a pretty girl.' Then, I realized it was ME!"

According to the Unofficial Hanson Hate Page, here are 12 true facts about Hanson:

(1)Issac Looks Like A Horse

(2)Taylor Is A Pansy

(3)Zac Is Not The Squeakiest, Taylor Is

(4)They All Need To Experience Puberty

(5)Taylor Has The Body Of A Girl

(6)Hanson Are At The Developmental Stage Of 2-Year-Olds

(7)They Are Gay (With Each Other)

(8)There Music Sounds Like Nails On A Blackboard

(9)Their Fans Are Either Drunk Or On Drugs

(10)They Need To Be Shot

(11)No One Ever Calls Mule Boy Hot!!

(12)Zac Is Fat!!! (Sorry to offend Jennifer and other fat people.)

From Davscott: " I hear that Zac ( Fat Ass, Horse-Boy, whatever you wanna call the little turd) can crack a cocconut with a whack of his head."

I believe it.

From ped@iclub.org: " When I saw the 'Mmbop' video for the first time I said, "the music blows but that chick on keyboards is hot". When I learned that they were actually three brothers, on MTV news, I wanted to sell my TV."

I am so sorry.

That's about it for now. If you have any more Stupid Yet Funny Things About Hanson that you'd like to contribute, please e-mail me (below).