Will Tyk take over the world? Will he ever figure out the dolls aren't real? Will Ashley ever believe Brian? Aren't light sabers just cool? Find out in the next chapter of "ETT-Rok."
Brian was sort of disturbed by Tyk's strange behavior (he didn't want to watch Teletubbies the next morning!!), so he went to New Mexico to see what Ashley thought. Her room mate told him that she had gone to see Star Wars: Episode 1. So, after an exciting stop at the Gap, Brian went to the movies to get Ashley. He saw a bunch of third graders waiting in line, and talked to one of them while he waited. "My dog's an alien," he told the kids. "Mommy! The man is scaring me," one of the kids yelled, and Brian was thrown out of
the mall.
He saw Ashley and Skye go to the steps and start to talk, and Ashley told Skye,"You know, that Obie-wan dude was cute!" Skye turned to her and said, "You'd fall for any guy with a British accent, wouldn't you?" Ashley smiled, "Not just that, light sabers are sexy." Skye said seriously, "Whatever. Seriously, that princess was FINE!" Ashley kept walking, "You know, she's like thirteen don't you? And you're what? Twenty-two?"Skye then saw Brian, "Yo, dude! Brian!" Ashley suddenly was finding God on the steps in the form of a leaf.
Brian explained the whole thing. "So, you and him are like Pinky and the Brain?" Ashley asked. "Nah, he's smart." Brian told her. "Exactly," Ashley told him. Skye laughed, and Brian didn't get it. "Listen, Bri, when he starts to take over Andora call me. Until then get mental help." Brian started to cry. "But you love me," he protested. "I don't love you. Obie-wan Kenobi is my guy," Ashley told him. "He'll turn out like Noah," Brian warned. Ashley got mad, "You know, Brian Thomas Littrell, Mr. Hushpuppies, I would have helped you. But noo, you had to go and diss my man and ex-man. Bye." Brian started weeping and Ashley drove off leaving Skye with the lunatic. "Get some dignity man," Skye told him. Brian kept on crying. "You know, I only do that when I'm drunk. Come to think of it, I tell that same story too. You been drinkin' a little too much Bri," Skye asked, and then got on his motorcycle.
Brian got home and snuck in to find Tyk surrounded by maps at the little tea table he had gotten for a cousin, with Teletubbie dolls sitting around him. "Council," he said with the ere of a judge. "We are going to use American television to gain the use of an Army.Then I shall have them placed in places around the country to fight. I shall have gained the trust of the leader, and then kill him and resume control over the country. Our first target shall be Vadican City. Any more words?" Tyk went over and bit Po's stomach, to which the doll replied, "Eho." Tyk shook his doggy face. "You always say that." Brian bit his tongue and
tried to think of what to do.