Chapter 4-
After a night of tossing and turning about Brian, she still wasn't sure if what he said was the truth. He thought he was FOX MULDER for all's sake! Ashley deeply regretted sleeping through the class she'd taken on amnesia in her psychology class, but then she remembered she'd dreamed about Noah Whyle in her dream. Gosh he was cute. The way he saved those people in ER, and that one episode where they showed him in his boxer shorts *drool*. When Ashley finally regained consciousness ten minutes later from the little place in her brain she liked to call "Noahland" she had forgotten all about Brian.
Then she heard yelling, by two guys, and she started running with a baseball bat to hit the alien *she stayed up all night, give her a break* . As she ran in she saw Skye and Brian arguing about what the people on Neptune looked like. Skye wasn't high all the time, but you could always smell the stench of a marijuana on him. He had blond hair that was spiky, and two-colored eyes; Ashley liked him because he scared teachers into leaving Ashley and him alone while they slept in class. "Skye could be an alien" she thought to herself and laughed. There were no such things as aliens, that last night was just a techno problem, and a group of guys were singing in front of her "Give Me Your Brain" because they were dragged by their girlfriends. Cased closed, and tied with a yellow ribbon, and painted violet, and hugged, and squeezed, and named it George (loony tunes joke).
She shooed Skye out and called the hospital to send Brian back. He was messing with HER mind now too. Brian laughed, "Why don't you believe Scully?" The correct answer "because you're crazy" ran quickly through Ashley's mind. "I need more proof," was the first thing to come to her lips. Sort of true, the phone suddenly gave a weird tape machine jamming kind of sound, and a weird voice came out and said, "I'm soy, ze fumber ya haved diled ain't der." Ashley gasped, and fell back in her chair. She turned to Brian and said, "Johnny with the speech impediment finally got a job. He always thought 911 was 233." She dialed 233 and got the hospital. They said to drive him over and they'd check him out. Ashley grabbed a leash and collar she had used for a Doberman last year, she didn't want Brian causing a disturbance. "Come here boy! Wanna go for a car ride?" Brian jumped up and down and Ashley tied the collar around him. The hopped in the car, and Ashley felt allot of weight lifted from her shoulders.
So, Brian's going to the hospital? What about the aliens? Are they going to take his and Ashley's bodies? Will I ever figure out why my grandmother likes the Lethal Weapon movies? Hopefully, we'll all find out in the next chapter.
