Chapter 6-

Brian sat behind the wheel and flashbacks of Dead Man On Campus flashed into Ashley's mind. Brian just kept on driving until he got to Bob's Big Barn of BarBQ, and hot dawgs. He stepped out of the car and pointed to it. He whispered quietly to Ashley, "That's their spaceship! All of the workers inside are really aliens!" Ashley looked at the pigs head shaped restaurant, and answered, "Dude, that's Bob. Man, haven't you seen the commercials? "Bob's Big barbecue *higher* and hotdawgs *back to normal* is gooouuude." That couldn't be a spaceship."
Brian looked annoyed, "Well, WHY not?" Ashley looked at Bob and answered curtly, "Because you're a jew, jew's can't eat Christmas Snow! Ooops, South Park. I mean, it's BOB, America loves Bob, it says so on the commercial, (tune to the blimpee, BP song) "Everybody loves the Bob, and now he's serving fries. And meat, and meat, and meat, and meat and meat. Bob's Barn, Bobs Barn, everybody loves Bob's Barn."" Brian shook his head, "And YOU think I have problems?"
Ashley sighed in vain, no one could understand her love for Bob's Barn commercials. She walked in and Brian was standing outside behind the car. Ashley ordered a hotdaawg, with just yellow. MMM, yellow. And for juice blue.. YUMMM, bluuuuuuuuuuuue. She just about bit into her sandwich when she heard the distinct voice of Noah Whyle, and he seemed to be in pain. "NOBODY MESSES WITH ASHLEY'S MAN," Ashley screamed and burst into the "kitchen" to see them shoving Noah into a tube. Ashley hid for a second and ran out karate chopping the tube in half. Noah ran out and said, "Hey, Karate Kid, right?" Ashley smiled dopily and said, "Uh-huh. Now come on!" They ran out to the car, and Brian hit the gas. On the way to wherever they were going Noah started to sing one of Big Bob's commercials. Ashley was giddy, "Hey, do you love those commercials too?"
Noah laughed, "Doesn't everybody? Big Bob's Barn of Barbecue *higher, man Noah can get up there* and hot dawgs," Ashley joined in "Is goooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddeeeeeee." Suddenly Brian pulled that commercial with those guys in the car, and where they get the couch and put it back with the "Duh Duh Duh" song, and tossed Noah out onto a speeding train and Ashley watched as her soul mate drove away. "Fox, why'd ya do that??? " Ashley asked. Brian looked over at her, "Ashley you were acting like a complete fool. I'm supposed to be the crazy one, not you!" Ashley nodded, "I'll go back to normal if you sing the Everybody loves Bobs Barn jingle." Brian agreed and they burst into song. After five straight hours of driving Ashley and Brian got a hotel room in Mannassus, Virginia. Ashley looked over at Brian who was taking off his pants, and said, "Nuh-uh party-boy. You threw off Noah Whyle. I don't even wanna see that!" Brian looked over at her and pointed to his boxers, "I sleep in my draws."
Ashley slapped him upside the head and said, "Well, if you don't want to sleep in the drawers, then I won't see your draws, Got me pretty boy?" Brian grabbed his milkglass and said, "Yep. And I got milk too. Do you know that eight out of ten of you don't get enough calcium. Well, if you don't wanna Quit Playin' Games With Your Heart, then drink," Ashley interrupted him, "Yeah, yeah yeah. Sure, nice commercial." Brian lifted his glass up, "Copyright 1998 by Brian T. Littrell," Ashley hit her head on her pillow and watched Diagnosis Murder while she went to sleep. That darn show is on ALL the time, almost as much as Saved By The Bell. Brian didn't see the man creeping up behind him.

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When are we gonna see some alien butt get kicked? Will this story ever end? Who is the man behind Brian? Why was Brian doing a commercial, that's Ashley's trait! What's up with all these dumb questions.