Ashley slowly walked out into the car. She felt like Will Smith on Independance Day, except she wasn't black, she wasn't a guy, she didn't have a kid (at least not to most of her knowlege), and she was too underage to use those cigars. Well, anyhow this was Skye's gig, so he'll be the main character for this chapter.
Let me start over again, Skye hopped into his car and beeped the horn. "I'm gonna catch me 'n aliem," he sing-songed. Brian sat in the car and looked back at Ashley, hopelessly. Ashley decided that she liked Mulder better, or at least he'd be better for this, no matter how crazy he is. She leaned over, and hit him in the head with Skye's baseball bat. In an instant Fox was back, and the alien thing started up again. They rode back out to Big Bob's Barbeque. Skye looked over and said, "You guys ready?" Brian yelled, "Yeah," and Ashley followed. Skye continued, "Now are you really ready or just saying your ready?" Brian said just as happily, "I'm really ready," while Ashley said, "I'm just saying I'm ready." Skye shot her a mad glance to which Ashley replied, "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer."
The loaded the super soakers with the ink, and put the gum, cigarets, and power wheels in their pockets. The walked slowly into the area, holding their breath and waiting for their ambush. As they walked through, they noticed all the aliens were in the back room. They hid near the coke machine so they could watch in there. They were talking about taking the presidents body. Skye chuckled, "They should go ahead and take the vice president, Bill's almost outta there."
They watched for a total of ten minutes. Then Brian whispered, "Now somebody needs to go and put the plan in action." This meant Ashley. Ashley sighed and walked over there. The main part of the plan was to throw the gum in the aliens mouth. The alien (conveniently he was dressed like Carson Daly, I guess he hadn't changed form yet) picked Ashley up. He looked over and said, "Hey good lookin'. Wanna do a little mind switchin'?" At Ashley's "NO WAY!!!" she was tossed into a changing chamber. Brian and Skye wandered what to do. Their wonderment soon ceased when they noticed Kevin coming straight for them. "Oh my gosh," Brian yelled as he was picked up by his cousin's old arms. Skye cowered behind a chicken box. What was he going to do now? His two accomplises had gotten caught. He had no idea.