THINGS THAT MAKE ME WONDER...

1. What dumb ass decided it was a good idea to give millionaire celebs free clothing, jewelry & shoes while the average Joe gets charged up the ying yang for those same items?

2. Will Cam'Ron ever stop wearing pink & purple?

3. Who is the jerk that told everybody it was OK to stop using their turn signals? Hellooo! They're in the car for a reason.

4. Why is it that celebrity women these days (black or white) seem to go blonde as soon as they get a hint of fame? Or is it in order to claim fame?

5. Will DMX ever make a comeback?

6. Why do stars get drunk, beat up citizens/camera people and then act surprised when they get sued?

7. Will the Game ever figure out if he's down with 50 Cent or against him?

8. Why are so many entertainers being treated for "exhaustion" or "dehydration?" Why don't they just get some sleep and drink some water?

9. Don't you want to ask D'Angelo "How Does It Feel" to be 300+ pounds after putting out that video?

10. Why haven't celebs learned by now to pay their taxes, renew their license tags and their car insurance EVERY YEAR?

11. When will Wanda Sykes confess that she's Ciara's real mama?

12. Just how much to they pay reality TV contestants to keep quiet about who wins/loses after the taping but before the show's final episode?

13. After 20 years in the business, why can't New Edition get the respect (and paycheck) they deserve?

14. Don't you want to know who is really paying for the cost of the construction workers, contractors, electritians, plumbers, landscapers, the furniture and all the other the costs involved in building the Extreme Home Makeover houses?

15. Will Mos Def ever reveal the "quasi-homosexuals" who are allegedly running rap?

16. Just how much do the paparazzi get paid to run a celebrity off the road for a photo?

17. Does anyone else think quarter of a million dollars a year in child support for Misa Hilton is ridiculous?

18. On second thought, ow can I go half on a baby with Puffy?

19. Who the hell told people that wearing T-Shirts with their own faces on them was cute?

20. Will Michael Jackson really stop sleeping in the same bed with little boys? Or will he just be more discreet and make their parents and his staff sign life long non-disclosure contracts like Oprah did with her employees?