Two icq conversations, both to girls who know me and each other.
One spans the first two columns, one spans the second two columns...
both boringly commentary-free for your unbiased... (*yawn*) enjoyment.

Time Index Crazy Fruit. Me. Dirtmonster. Me, again.
1:05pm Hey beatch! What's a beatch? --- ---
1:05pm You. Ah, okay. --- ---
1:06pm It's a ghetto version of what you've been to me lately... Marvelous. --- ---
1:07pm What's up your ass? Shit. --- ---
1:07pm Fine... how about yourself? Uh huh. --- ---
1:07pm Oops. --- --- ---
1:09pm Why are you online? Shouldn't you be chasing after high school girls? No, not today. --- ---
1:09pm Chicky's in high school isn't she... Yeah, and? --- ---
1:10pm Kinda young don't you think? 19's young? :P You said it!
1:10pm --- --- whats up? Crazy's trying to give me flak, it's REALLY funny.
1:10pm --- --- Why? ---
1:11pm Three years younger is young, unless she failled a year. Work your math out again. It's 2 years, genuis. --- Because my girlfriend happens to be 19.
1:11pm --- --- Oh. heh ---
1:12pm She's in OAC. You're on a fucking roll, you are. Just how long have you been a master of the obvious? --- hahah, she told me 3 years difference is alot. I told her to work her 21-19 year math again.
1:12pm --- --- Why do you have to be such an asshole about it mr. nice guy? ---
1:13pm I thought she was in 12...and I'm not giving you flac...just thought she was young. Uh huh. --- Because she's trying to give me shit, y'see. And that just doesn't happen.
1:13pm --- --- Trying to give you shit? How do you figure? Oh boy.
1:14pm Well you're telling Brina that I am, and I'm not. Hooray! No, really...explain. ---
1:15pm --- --- --- Crazy Fruit (ICQ#97170536) Wrote: Why are you online? Shouldn't you be chasing after high school girls? Chicky's in high school isn't she... Kinda young don't you think?
1:16pm --- Don't remember claiming that. Haha that's funny. And now you know.
1:16pm --- --- Pfftt and you took offense to that eh? No, it made me laugh pretty hard... but people must be disciplined for the attempt.
1:17pm Heh. You do all the time. Girls always are affraid of what I look like, but I'm truly the nicest guy. Or some shit like that. Maybe this is why girls always leave. Cause you are truly an asshole. --- ah...so you're god now! No no, I just have a god complex.
1:17pm --- --- You do. Ego maniac. ---
1:18pm --- Yeah, *girls*. Not you. Ehn, maybe it is is. Oh well, huh? --- I'm an eggo maniac as well.
1:18pm This isn't worth it. Probably not. That's great. And don't forget asshole I never do!
1:19pm I don't even want to get angry...cause it's just not worth it. What do i care how old your g/f is...I was just talking, and everytime I talk to you now you just turn into this huge asshole. I never did anything for you to be like this to me. --- *rolls her eyes* Yer not even funny I so rarely am.
1:19pm --- --- Whatever. Mmhmn.
1:20pm --- Then my behaviour's truly a mystery. --- So how's things today, if I can ask innocently and genuinely? You go and hang out with Ace yet?
1:20pm --- --- No. He's still at work. Ah.
1:20pm --- --- I don't even know why I brought it up with you last night...it's like you give 2 shits anyhow. Just forget about it. ---
1:21pm --- --- --- I do, actually, but hey.
1:21pm --- --- Yea, okay. You can like to Jess or whatever, but don't try it with me. ---
1:22pm No. It's rude, and stupid, and incensitive. Wow, nice. --- If I hadn't cared or been concerned, I wouldn't have listened in the first place, and I sure as hell wouldn't have followed up about it.
1:22pm --- --- Fine.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter
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1:23pm ... --- --- Okay then...
1:23pm *sighs* --- --- ---
1:23pm Will you be like this to me forever? It's like you get off on pissing me off. --- --- ---
1:24pm --- I have no idea. --- ---
1:24pm Cause if you will I don't want any of it. Well, duh. --- ---
1:25pm So that's your master plan. 'master plan'? --- ---
1:25pm To get me off your back --- --- ---
1:26pm --- I doubt I'd need a 'master plan' for that. --- ---
1:26pm Well I have been here for over a year. --- --- ---
1:27pm --- Uh huh... --- ---
1:28pm It just seems wasted to me now. --- --- ---
1:29pm --- Bummer. --- ---
1:29pm Whatever...bye Bye. --- ---

Wasn't that a lot less fun without the commentary?
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