Pik'tyur's.
See? I can spell like a dummy too if I want to... I just don't want to.
But anyhow, here's the jive, turkey. Pictures, they're worth a thousand words. They're moments in time that you can see. Their worth is monolithic and sometimes unimaginable, and definitely intangible and never monetary.
Bottom line: I like pictures.
So here's a picture, and an explanation, to be updated whenever I feel like... as with everything else around here.
This... is Chicken-Man.