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the duck - 06/12/00 08:17:30
My URL:http://quackquack.com
My Email:im_bubbles@hotmail.com

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what about the recorder? got any use for that instrument?

Mr. Useless - 06/09/00 18:10:43
My URL:you are here
My Email:uselessgroup@yahoo.com

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Useless is in need of a bass player. If you're a good bassist, we'd love to hear from you. However, since we've played with some not-so-good-at-all (and that's putting it very nicely) bass players, if you play any instrument that you feel would contribute to our sound, we're open to experimenting with something a little different (in case you haven't already gu

Steve - 04/04/00 19:05:53

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You guys rock! Why don't you play out more?

Ulli - 06/30/99 10:22:06
My Email:ulriche@gandalf.cops.uni-sb.de

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Hey guys! How´s it going? I´m Ulli and the lead-singer of a band called useless...funny, huh? We´re from SouthWestGermany, where everybody doesn´t know us! Useless was formed in September ´96 and we did have a couple of gigs and even recorded a wonderful CD (in our garage...), whi h we sold about 10 (TEN!) copies of. So, since we are extremely successful, our lead-guitar-player is living in Toronto, Canada now (Hallo Gerschner!!) and we don´t have such a wonderful homepage, I don´t think there should be any problems as far as the n me is concerned...maybe we coul go on tour together someday??? Useless and special guest: Useless...! Anyway, I wish you all the best and lots of fun and success...Bye!

06/18/99 00:27:32

Name: Girls of ICQ	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Cool page. Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook

Mr. Wilke - 03/20/99 18:28:53
My URL:www.atleastimnotsarvak.com

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So I sometimes have problems controlling my urges... Can't you all just love me for who I am, cheese fetish included?

crazy crazy indian drummer...? - 03/15/99 04:14:03
My Email:chauj1@arch.wustl.edu

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sup. you guys are just plain useless. and i am ashamed to say that your page pretty much destroys ours. but, seriously, though, you guys are awesome, and i'm forever there for ya. keep pushing on through, and don't let paul have those crazy uncontrollable sexual desires that end up with wilke naked and screaming on the floor, and sarvak running around in circles acting like an ape...

Hard Bottom - 02/24/99 05:39:58

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Done. Chris S. is out of the band! When will all learn I will restore order and chitlins? -END COMMUNICATION-

mattie - 02/16/99 02:07:55
My Email:mcurless@hotmail.com

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hey guys! i really like your music... finally, some music that truly is an "alternative"! (although i think you should get rid of that Chris S. guy... he tends to frighten children!)

Mr. Sparkle - 02/03/99 01:47:47
My URL:http://their can be only one
My Email:ICE9COMETH@AOL.COM

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MY ONLY REGRET WAS BEING TAKING ADVANTAGE BY THAT NICE CUBAN POLICEMAN.

Louis - 02/02/99 04:54:45
My Email:slant@bigfoot.com

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Hey! Nice Paige. I felt the table long before the britches started to rip like skin from my shin in the summer wind when the trailer trash speks of forgotten times and typewriter rhythyms pound like my heart in my mouth with blood stained hands I kiss yo r face and unbutton your pants.

Aaron Bruewer - 02/01/99 16:04:58
My URL:http://www.muohio.edu/~brueweac
My Email:Brewc65782@usa.net

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Well, after listening to your wonderfull clips of the songs, I must say I cannot wait to hear useless play in concert. It should be a sight worth seeing!

maria werle - 02/01/99 01:43:48
My Email:maria_werle@mail.msj.edu

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Hi! just visiting and signing! Am I first? Bye! Maria

Mr. Useless - 01/30/99 21:10:31
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/backstage/7518
My Email:uselessgroup@oocities.com

Comments:
Just checking to see if this really works. Plus I get the honor of being the first entry on this list of what I'm sure will be a massive tome of fan response. Any questions? Good. There will be a test.