Meat the Band


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LOWGYN J. JERYME MAT

J. Kwack & Busch


Real name: Jay Quackenbush
Instrument: Bass Guitar, Vocals, Random Gibberish
Height:6'3'
Weight:225lbs
Sign:No Parking
Special Move: Microphone SMASH/Jump Kick
Hobbies: Fire, Violence
Favorite Food: Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Favorite Drink: Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum™
Interesting Fact: Puts down more shots in an hour than most do in a lifetime...
Quote: "I would kill you for a nickel"


LowGYN StÖn


Real Name: Logan Stone
Instrument: Guitar, Vocals, Pitchfork
Height:7 inches
Weight:about 20 minutes
Sign:Snake (according to menu in the Chinese Buffet)
Special Move: Cat scratch
Hobbies: Wine, Women, Sega
Favorite Food: Raw Cookie Dough
Favorite Drink: Boxed Wine (the kind that's free cause its stolen)
Interesting Fact: Voted "friendliest" in fifth grade
Quote: "Hi my name is Jimb Derookie"


JERYME VÖS

Real Name: Jeremy Vose
Instrument: Guitar, Vocals,
Height:6'2"
Weight:210lbs.
Sign:"Sure but it'll cost ya."
Special Move: Powerbomb
Hobbies: Worrying
Favorite Food: Burritos
Favorite Drink: Big Ass Cokes
Interesting Fact: Only member of band who is NOT a raging alcoholic
Quote: "Diddly Doo!"


MÄT KELISÜN

Real Name: Mat Kellison
Instrument: Smacking the BANG! thingies (drumz)
Height:unknown
Weight:still unknown
Sign: Pentagram
Special Move: Stealth Ass Grab
Hobbies: Satan Worship (human sarcrifice)
Favorite Food: Tofu Bacon and stolen french fries
Favorite Drink: anything in a 40oz. bottle
Interesting Fact: Vegan
Quote: "Much Rice."