You know how you're sitting in class, or work, or at home.. okay.. let's make this easier. You know how you just get these strange thoughts throughout your days and nights, and you just sit there and wonder where in the hell these thoughts come from? Well, this is where I'm going to store all my random thoughts and idiocies. Moments in my life where I've sat back and thought to myself, 'huh wha?'. Anyway, enjoy, have fun. Don't think I'm a total loser, and don't tease me too badly. *L*.. I'm a college student whose suffering through finals as you read this.

Why is it that we, as students, are punished for tardiness when attending a class, yet it is acceptable for the professor/teacher to show up late, causing us to sit in the classroom, twiddling our thumbs from sheer boredom. As if we didn't twiddle our thumbs enough while the professor is giving his/her lecture.

When a student falls asleep in his/her class and wakes up suddenly while convulsing in a F.B.T. (Full Body Twitch), does the entire class plus the professor notice your FBT, or is it all a part of your imagination?

You know that cheese commercial where it said man once thought the moon was made of cheese. In whatever year he landed on the moon, he found out it wasn't made of cheese. And he's never been back. You remember that commercial? It's right. We haven't been back, not that we wouldn't like to send a few people on extended vacation there. Behold, the power of cheese.

Ever wonder where REM came up with the song 'Shiny, Happy People'? I do. I also wonder why they're holding hands. I mean, I wasn't aware that shiny people and happy people were one in the same, so, does that mean they're holding their own hands? Or, are they holding the hands of an invisible force that causes them to be shiny and happy all at once?

You know when you go into a room looking for something, and totally forget what you went into that room to look for? I did that the other day. I went into my classroom looking for some knowledge, and totally forgot that my class had been canceled. I sat there for ten minutes wondering where everyone was. Then remembered. Duh, it's Saturday.

Remember those dreams you had about you walking around your school, totally naked? I had one of those. Funny thing. The next day, a friend of mine asked how long I've had that mole on my back.

If someone were to stick a straw in your ear and suck really hard, you think your brain would come flying out?

I saw 'Top Gun' the other day for the thousandth time. Now there's a movie that you just have to sit back and say, 'damn, what the hell is the plot again?'.

I walked up to my professor the other day, asking him for some help on the end of the semester paper he had assigned. We talked for a few minutes about it, then he turned to me and told me to have a nice weekend. I replied in kind and walked out into the hallway. That's when I remembered it was only Tuesday. Then a great philosophical theory came to me as I stood there calling myself a dumbass. My professor is a dink. Who knew?

Why does the phone always ring? Why can't it moo or quack like any normal animal?

Have you ever had a dirty thought while in class? I have. My roommate helped out. In the middle of said class, I muttered, 'damn velvet pants'. My prof looked at me and inquired the whereabouts of my mind. I told him in the seat of a famous person's pants. He shook his head and muttered about the youth of today. I guess old people don't think the ass is a great creation. Bummer.