10/10/98 00:59:23
11/10/00 05:50:42
| Comments: You'll always be the greastest. No one can take away the talent of Van Halen or the past. Life is always changing. Some people are victims, some are survivors and a few are overcomers. Thats what life is all about. |
| Comments: You'll always be the greastest. No one can take away the talent of Van Halen or the past. Life is always changing. Some people are victims, some are survivors and a few are overcomers. Thats what life is all about. |
| Comments: i've been searching for a site that agrees with me van halen sold out the day that dlr left |
| Comments: O.K. for 1 thing Eddie is still just the same as he was in the 80's. Just because he straightened out his life for his wife and son does not change the fact the he can still rock. And about the whole "fat" thing that is a bunch of crap. Eddie Van Halen is and has always been a very, very sexy man. Is it the smile that we all love, the body (which is great),the nice California tan or maybe it's the fact the he is (in my eyes) the greatest guitarist in the world. And I hope to one day be able to begin to pla as good as he has,is,and will. Thanx Eddie you are trully and insperation to us all !!!! |
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| Comments: I AM SEEKIN LOVERS OF V.H. LIKE MY SELF TO WRITE TO.... I GREW UP W/ THE V.H. BOYS.... MY NAME IS ALLISON AND I AM 33, AND I AM A MOM ( A R & R MOM ) I GUESS THAT YOU COULD CALL ME THAT..... ANYWAYS I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YA SOON!!!!! 4 EVER A V..H..GIRL...ALLISON |
| Comments: great website mate van halen has become an old carton of milk but im sure theyll bounce back because eddie is a perfectionist and cant stand shitty work thats why im sure garry got the boot as they could not go through another chart free album i saw them n melbourne australia which is where i live but without sammy it just wasnt the same garrys vocals arent clearcut enough for the studio let alone the tour im sure hes a great guy but without chart success people will tire of van halen at least we know eit er dave or sammy will come back because it just wont work any other way and i cant wait 'see ya' |
| Comments: I must say that when I first saw your site, I envisioned this white-trash, know-it-all, coors light drinkin', chevy truck drivin' redneck who didn't know shit about rock n' roll. Then it dawned on me that - You're a GIRL!!! And as such, girls need a rock nd roll hero they can seek shelter in. A frontman that kicks ass and takes names: along with phone numbers, virginity, etc - you get the idea. So I guess that makes sense. See, us guys just need a dude that can get buckwild and show us what REAL rock n' r ll is. And damn right Gary is a girly man. It's too bad that they chose him but as I am sure you are well aware, he is off like a prom dress, woman. No longer with the boys. Fairy Cherone belongs on Broadway, anyway, where he can compete with other transe uals for lead-lady roles. VH3 sucked. I dug Without You, but only because of the guitar track. And I wont lie, I went to their concert and saw Cherone in "action", but I have seen better singers on MTVs "Say What Karaoke" show. Roth once said that Cherone had no idea what he was getting into when he first started - no idea how many shoes he was gonna have to feel. And I think he was right to an extent - Gary had to tackle the songs for three COMPLETELY different singers: The Bad Boy, The Lover Boy, and the faggot. (Can you guess which is which?) Now for the good news. You're a DLR fan, right? Word out on Mean Street is he might me coming back - that is, IF you're still interested. I mean, do you even listen to Van Halen anymore? And anyways, why are you so devoted to a site for Eddie if you're ju t gonna bash every recording effort he makes from here on out? It's like - if you're a fan, then great. If you could give a shit, more power to ya'. But why go to all this trouble to create a damn website that accomplishes nothing but criticism and ungrat fulness for all the man has done for rock and roll? Is this pointless website like a project for your "intro to computers class" at the local junior college or something? Anyways, if Dave DOES come back and they do launch this "monster tour" everybody's b en talkin about, you should come with me to a show - I could use a good cocksucking during the "Girl Gone Bad" solo. That's always been a fantasy of mine.) |
| Comments: I would have to say that you are the most pethetic excuse for a Van Halen fan that i have ever seen. there is no room for losers like you in Van Halens book. Van Halen 3 is the best Van Halen record to date. It contains not only the best singing and most meaningfull lyrics that i've heard from any Van Halen record yet but it also contains some of Ed's most influential and most kick ass guitar riffs ever.Gary cherone could be the best singer in the biz today.I think that maybe Ed and gary pulled a train on you after a show and you resent them for using you like a dirty dish rag. Why else would you be so vendictave to them?If you don't like VH or the latest album then don't listen to them.Personally anyone who would pay 12.00$ for vh3 and then trade it for a 50cent can of pop is a complete dip shit.I believe that if Ed decides to take Dave or Sammy back it could be one of his biggest mistakes yet.But that is his choice and why would you even think of making a picture of yourself with them in hell?The boys ain't goin to hell. Maybe you are but Van Halen already has a spot in rock and roll heaven. heaven |
| Comments: I would have to say that you are the most pethetic excuse for a Van Halen fan that i have ever seen. there is no room for losers like you in Van Halens book. Van Halen 3 is the best Van Halen record to date. It contains not only the best singing and most meaningfull lyrics that i've heard from any Van Halen record yet but it also contains some of Ed's most influential and most kick ass guitar riffs ever.Gary cherone could be the best singer in the biz today.I think that maybe Ed and gary pulled a train on you after a show and you resent them for using you like a dirty dish rag. Why else would you be so vendictave to them?If you don't like VH or the latest album then don't listen to them.Personally anyone who would pay 12.00$ for vh3 and then trade it for a 50cent can of pop is a complete dip shit.I believe that if Ed decides to take Dave or Sammy back it could be one of his biggest mistakes yet.But that is his choice and why would you even think of making a picture of yourself with them in hell?The boys ain't goin to hell. Maybe you are but Van Halen already has a spot in rock and roll heaven. heaven |
| Comments: I agree what happened to Eddie. Why did he chose Gary. Will let us hope can get back to his old self |
| Comments: Eddie is the king of rocknroll guitar forever long live the king |
| Comments: Good sight !! I miss the old VH with David Lee Roth. I'm still a bum in the sun !! |
| Comments: I din't know what your problem is. But, you should never talk that way about Eddie Van Halen like that. He's still the sams guy he was 20 years ago. He can still play everything he's done. I bet if he saw this he would beat the shit out of you. That's what I am going to do. So be wai |
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| Comments: I can't believe you even took the time to design this. Obviously your MOTHER did NOT teach you any manners, that is if you ever had one.I only have one thing to say: GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Comments: Where have all the good times really gone?Eddie get with Sammy and David and tour with that new hip and show the Stones how guitar rock really is!!!!!!!! |
| Comments: You must be a distraught woman to waste your time & money on a website like this. Putting your picture(if that is you) next to Eddie Van Halen is the biggest joke of all. I have only a few comments to make about Van Halen & Eddie Van Halen. Eddie Van Hal n is a musician's musician who's legend is already written in stone along with his legendary band Van Halen. EVH could retire right now, stop performing for millions of fans, stop playing his guitar, his place in rock history is secure. EVH wouldn't be he same person he was those first ten years of VH with David Lee Roth even if Dave was still in the band at this moment. The same goes for EVH for the next ten years of VH with Sammy Hagar in the band. The same goes for EVH with Gary Cherone in the band. I don't have a website of my own, I don't plan on having a website of my own. I'm only on the internet for news & information like most of the population. Websites like this one are nothing but a waste of money in my opinion. " Where Have All The Good imes Gone " the classic Kinks song that VH made their own on " Diver Down " you are asking on this website? Nowhere. The good times are happening at this moment, the bad times are in your head. |
| Comments: great musicians can make shitty decisions |
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| Comments: Hey blonde BITCH YOU ARE A FUCKIN' DING DONG.THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO BURN IN HELL WITH YOUR SORRY ASS.THEY ARE ALL CHRISTIANS AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR THE ONLY ONE GOING TO BURN IN HELL ALL BY YOUR LITTLE BLONDE SELF.AND DON'T MAKE A WEB PAGE THEN AT FIRST AY YOU LIKE THEM THEN SAY OH I LIKE OZZY BETTER,THEN YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE ON OZZY NOT VAN HALEN.AN DI DON'T KNOW WHY YOU PUT YOUR UGLY ASS IN THAT PICTURE.LIKE THEY WOULD WANT TO MEET YOU.THEY'D TAKE ONE LOOK THEN RUN AWAY SCREAMING THEIR HEADS OFF.OR YOU LL TURN THEM TO STONE.IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IT'S MEDUSA.AND ANOTHER THING I COULDN'T TELL IF YOU WERE A GIRL OR A GUY. ARE YOU GAY???? YOUR NOT A TRUE VAN HALEN FAN.IF YOU WERE YOU WOULDN'T POKE FUN AT THEM FAT ASS.YOUR NOT COOL IN YOUR GARBAGE BAG JACKET THAT'S SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE A LEATHER JACKET.AND IF YOU ARE WONDERING YES THIS IS A FEMALE...PLEASE I'M NOT THAT WAY.SO TAKE YOUR STUPID ASS WEB PAGE AND FUCK IT OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE.AND YOUR FREAKIN' HAIR STYLE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN' MUSH OOM.ARE YOU A FUNGAS???? DON'T SAY YOU LIKE A BAND THEN MAKE A WEB PAGE AND MAKE FUN OF THEM.WOULD YOU LIKE THAT IF EDDIE DID THAT TO YOU???NO YOU WOULDN'T AND YOU'D TRY TO COVER IT UP BY SAYING NO,IT DON'T BOTHER ME.OR YOU WOULD BREAK DOWN IN TEARS.YOU LOOK LIKE THE TYPE TO HATE VALERIE IF YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS??!!!!IF YOU DO,I HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU PUT YOUR FAT UGLY ASS MUG BY EDDIE.(OH MY GOSH A PICTURE LIKES ME)IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BE A ACTRESS THEN YOU ARE ON SOMETHING.YOU REALLY PISSED ME OFF AND ALOT OF OTHERS TOO. I HATE PEOP E LIKE YOU.AND IF YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE HATE YOUR SITE YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY BY KNOW YOU FAT ASS BITCH. |
| Comments: finally someone who thinks the same way I do!! gary is gone, so now whats eddie gonna do now? |
| Comments: good site - maybe you should put some more info about Eddie, tho. Maybe like some good real bio info on him. But other than that, good site...... Rach the ville, indiana |
| Comments: your an asshole that can't deal with change. the new album has some kick-ass licks that you only wish you could play. plus, your grammar suck! |
| Comments: Ed has definitely changed over the years but that SOB still rocks my world. |
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| Comments: Diamond Dave had a vision early on in his life...probably back to when he spent a couple summers as a young teen at Greenwich Village at the Cafe Wha? owned by his uncle Manny. That was a hotbed of artistic creativity and Dave was bitten by the bug. Unfor unately, many people are idle dreamers and have no plan or stamina to achieve greatness. Dave did. He realized that it would take hard work and constant focus to reach the big time. Eddie sort of had this vision but he was mostly an obsessed guitarist who would have been happy playing backyard parties his whole life. It was Dave who masterminded Van Halen's rise to legendary status. Just read his book and you will see this. Eddie & Al would still be stuck at some dive bar playing Cream tunes right now had t not been for Dave's onstage charisma, unique lyrical style, and persistence to be the best of the best. Read any early interviews about VH and much of the attention is on Dave, and rightly so. He has that magical gift to entertain people, even if it's only in "a t-shirt under one light bub" as he puts it. You cant fabricate or fake that type of showmanship or long without looking like a total phony. True, he might not be the best vocalist to front a band (maybe Robert Plant or Geoff Tate are the best crooners), but theres more to rock n roll than pure musical talent. There are many examples of awesome music anship....like Satriani for instance....but they get nowhere in the music biz. Why? Because people want to be "entertained"...and that means more than standing like a statue and playing note-for-note from the record. Dave knew this and gave it to the worl in world-class fashion. Who else could dress as wild as Dave, launch split-eagle off the drum riser with such acrobatic flair? Who else had all the funniest jokes - whether onstage or off. Who had the sexy looks to drive all the women crazy and make all he guys wanna be him...even for a day? The answer - DAVE! Face the truth, from 1978-1984 the greatest rock band on earth was Van Halen and it was due to 2 people - Diamond David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen. Dave was not "just lucky to be along for the ri e" as some would say. He was the captain of the ship, and Eddie was his 1st mate. I admit, Dave would have been nothing without the awesome licks of Eddie providing the soundtrack to Dave's wild stories. But Eddie would have been nothing but a Joe Satrian or Eric Johnson hot-dogger small-time loser without Dave. The 2 needed each other to make history, and luckily Dave had the balls and brains to take charge of Van Halen. Do you honestly believe that VH could have sold 50 million records in the late 70's/ arly 80's if they had some no-talent poser like Hagar or gay-boy wuss like Cherone at the helm? Gimme a fuckin break ! Sammy did a decent job with taking over the juggernaut of a band that Roth built and 5150 was a good record, but he quickly turned VH in o a candy-assed, ballad-lovin pop band with no appreciation of the hard rock genre they helped create. True, songs like "Hot for Teacher" seem aimed at 13-yr. olds, but songs like "Unchained" and "Aint Talkin Bout Love" still make 50-yr old guys cream the r pants!!! Do you think "Poundcake" and "Spanked" are some huge intellectual dissertations on love? The lyrics sound like they are written by a horny, pimple-faced 15 yr old who whacks off watchin the Solid Gold dancers! And Cherone.....god....he gives ne meaning to the phrase "no-talent loser." "VH 3" was such a bad album I am ashamed I bought it...and I dont say that about many records, and esp. about VH records. I even felt somewhat happy about all the Hagar records, but "3" was a total fuckin pile of ooey diarrhea from a rat's ass. That album should have bypassed the New Releases section and went straight to the discount bin. Better yet, that record project should have been scrapped and stored in the 5150 closet and just tour like they did. What does t tell you when you have a mighty legend like Van Halen sell every previous album to multi-platinum status in the last 20 yrs. and all of a sudden they cant even sell a million copies of "3"? That means it FUCKIN BLOWS ! And what does it mean when the mere thought of the original Van Halen reunited makes an arena full of jaded celebrities of all backgrounds give a standing ovation at the MTV Awards without even hearing any new songs from them? I tell you what it means.... ure greatness. The greatness that transcends the phony facade of MTV and Top 40 radio and achieves that magical eschelon only shared by a few bands in all of history. Its been 3 yrs. since Sammy left the band and I have yet to hear any of his VH songs on lassic rock stations. Meanwhile, "Aint Talkin Bout Love" and "Jamie's Cryin" are still gettin heavy rotation 21 yrs. after their release! Some people have a hangup about Diamond Dave which is why they try to make fun of him. Eddie, you are only hiding you intense jealousy of the man. Funny you should say he is a total arrogant jerk while so many others have written that he is a very cool person to hang out with backstage and the funniest guy you ever met. Do you honestly think a guy like Dave can lay the ost beautiful chicks you ever saw on a nightly basis if he was a real jerk? Women wanna ride his stick cuz he charms them the same way he charmed the world! Do you really think that fat-ass Hagar or skinny queen Cherone could lay any chick besides Roseann Barr? And what's the deal with Cherone leaning over to sniff his own ass or tryin to sniff Eddie's butt crack. That's fine...its a free world. Dave was the only real singer for VH...he made VH....and VH died when he left. That's as simple as I can put it. Take care...and long live Diamond Dave!!! À |
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| Comments: YOUR SITE SUCKS DONKEY BALLS YOU LOOK LIKE A DIKE FROM HELL.V BUT THEN YOU PROBALLY ARE ONE. YOU NEED TO GROW UP AND EDUCATE YOUR SELF ON VAN HALEN. MUST BE NICE THAT ANY ONE WITHOUT A BRAIN CAN HAVE A SITE. UNFUCKING REAL. |
| Comments: Sammy Rules Gary Drools Well at least Sammy can put out great Solo Work!!! |
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| Comments: Replying to Sandman. Hello!!! Get you HEAD out of your ASS!!!! Eddie admitted he had a HUGE coke problem in the middle 80's.. Where the hell were you? Also, as far as cheating.. he had a 3 year affair with some blond model wanna be.. Valerie commented "it is all over now" t was in the papers and on TV.. so before you arear Eddie on his drinking only and being faithful.. Get a CLUE or buy a newspaper!!! My guess is that Gary came cheap!!! I mean, what about the performance royalty that they have to pay to Dave for all of he old tunes they played on tour???? Hmmm? Gary is a yes man all the way.. If there ever was a puppet.. Gary is one. Gee how convenient that Ray just suddenly said, hey.. I have this singer of this other band I drove into the ground..Why don't you use h m.. I'm sure it will be great!!! MY ASS!!!!! Ray Daniels plotted to get Sammy out of the band, and was totally threatened by Dave.. Why? Because they are both strong people, and cannot be easily manipulated.. Put that in your pipe and smoke it..Nuff said. |
| Comments: Dude!!! I though your comics were hilarious.. I'm a 31 year old female die hard fan, and I'll tell you.. Alot of people feel the same way.. you forgot to mention the fact that Ray Daniels is sucking Eddie's left ball. Best to you!! |
| Comments: Fat? Eddie? What the hell have you been smoking? Ed NEVER believed in drugs. He drank like a fish, but no drugs. You must be thinking of Dave and Sammy. Girls? I don't know maybe it's me, but anyone who's been married to one and has a kid must like them. ust because he doesn't go around banging anything that moves (like Dave) doesn't mean he doesn't like girls. On the contrary, he should be commended for being faithful, but maybe you don't understand the meaning of that word. As far as their writing talen s are concerned, They have ALWAYS written their own music. It was the singer(s) who wrote the lyrics. Perhaps Gary's more mature and meaningful lyrics went over your head. Just because they're not all about pussy doesn't mean they're not good. It's not my favorite VH album, but it certainly has some of the most well written music they've ever done. Incidentally, the Stones, Aerosmith, and Eric Clapton are not in their sixties. How old are you anyway? What's with the stupid reference to the rediculous carto n MTV showed during the Live At The 10 Spot VH show? About the guy who traded VH III for a Mountain Dew, well his choice, his loss, and in my opinion anything's better than Mountain Dew. Pretty sad when a person can't even afford 50 cents for a drink. Wha an idiot. If you don't like their latest album, then don't buy it. Wait for the next one. It's kind of stupid getting pissed at the band because you WANT to like their latest effort and don't. Do you like every movie starring your favorite actor? If you on't like their latest movie, does that mean they don't have any talent anymore? No. It means it didn't liken to your tastes for whatever reason. If you don't like VH with Gary, then don't buy their albums, but don't bitch, moan, and complain about them. t's obvious you aren't a TRUE Van Halen fan. If you were, you wouldn't care who was singing. If you like that has-been, leather-faced, sex-crazed, drug addicted, Vegas night club singer Dave, then go buy his latest pathetic attempt at capturing the magic e once had with VH. He, like you, has to resort to personal attacks when something isn't to his satisfaction. Sammy always has been and always will be a great solo artist and at least he has the decency to thank VH for their time together on his album's i sert. Oh, and by the way... learn to spell. |
| Comments: SAMMY IS SOMETHING THAT VAN HALEN WILL NEVER REPLACE. |
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| Comments: Take gary away from Van Halen !!! Now they realy stinks ! |
| Comments: Van Halen sucks bad. I haven't really listened to them since the early 90'2 becuase they suck and they suck even worse now that they have Gary. I think Ed has a huge ego problem and I have no respect for them at all. they should just give it up........ |
| Comments: Hy man I agree. Eddie needs to get his head out of his @*# and get DLR back and start WRITING!!! |
| Comments: Hy man I agree. Eddie needs to get his head out of his @*# and get DLR back and start Writing |
| Comments: your site sucks dick!!! Gary may be kind of a fruit and DLR is the shit, VH still kicks ass. I don't think you've seen them live with Gary it fuckin' kicked ass Ed will shred on anyones ass any fuckin day and if your hip gave you as much pain as his did y u'd be bitchin like a fuckin pussy asslicker I'd like to see you drink in a week a fucking quarter of what Ed used to drink in an average day you'd puke all over yourself and choke on it while your fuckin' awake and your probably the same bitchass that tr ed to tab and put out lyrics for humans being. EAT MY SHIT!!!! |
| Comments: I almost died laughing my ass off reading your SLAM-HALEN page!! It's great!! The best Halen site on the web!! Now that"Gary the fairy"has joined up,I know I will never listen to any new V.H. again!! Hell, I stopped buying Halen albums 1984 came out!! I don't think Ed has a riff left in him! He used them all up during the Roth years! What Halen needs are 3 things- 1.Ed needs to dig out his old hackshop axes, and bring back that "BROWN TONE" guitar sound we all know and love!! 2.BOOT FAIRY GARY, AND bring back DAVE!!! 3.Ed should start drinking again,so he can write some DAMN RIFFS AGAIN!!!!!! AS for V.H.3,CHUCK IT!!! GIVE ME VAN HALEN 1 ANYTIME!!!! THE BEST HALEN ALBUM AROUND -- STILL!! |
| Comments: First off you spelled coming wrong dude! Thanks for voicing the only truth out there, Fairy Cherone is a fag boy. Where did they drag his sorry carcass out from. I thought he died in the great metal disintegration of 95! I used to buy every Van Halen album the day it came out. Well, I guess I'll save some money because I will never support that wanna be Fairy Cherone. Eddie has effectively lost his marbles for good. How about a list of people we would rather see fronting Van Halen. I'll start you out with a few: Axl Rose, Vince Neil, Valerie Bertinelli (in skimpy bathing suit only), Robert Plant, Tom Jones, you, me, ANYONE BUT THAT EXTREME HOMO! Anyway thanks for the laughs, keep the faith, you never know one day Fairy's stretch pants may cut off the circulation to his brain/penis and he could die a horrible death. We can only hope. |
| Comments: I think Van Halen are as good now as ever. Some people grow up you know. |
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| Comments: The new Van Halen sucks and the old Van Halen (with David Lee Roth) rules. I hate the new Van Halen. I also hate Gary. |