Cousin Kevin:
We're on our own, cousin,
All alone, cousin.
Let's think of a game to play
Now the grown-ups have all gone away.
You won't be much fun
Being blind, deaf and dumb,
But I've no-one to play with today.
Do you know how to play hide-and-seek?
To find me it would take you a week,
But tied to that chair
You won't go anywhere.
There's a lot I can do with a freak.

How would you feel if I
Turned on the bath,
Ducked your head under
And started to laugh?
What would you do if I shut you outside,
To stand in the rain
And catch cold so you died?

I'm the school bully!
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend
You ever could meet.
I'll stick pins in your fingers
And tread on your feet...

Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
Would change your expression
To one of alarm.
I'll drag you around by a lock of your hair
Or give you a push
At the top of the stairs...

I'm the school bully!
The classroom cheat.
The nastiest playfriend
You ever could meet.
I'll put glass in your dinner
And spikes on your seat...

Gypsy:
If your child ain't all he should be now
This girl will put him right
I'll show him what he could be now
Just give me one night
I'm the Gypsy--the Acid Queen
Pay before we start
I'm the Gypsy--the Acid Queen
I'll tear your soul apart

Give us a room and close the door
Leave us for awhile
Your boy won't be a boy no more
Young, but not a child
I'm the Gypsy--the Acid Queen
Pay before we start
I'm the Gypsy--the Acid Queen
I'll tear your soul apart

Gather your wits and hold on fast
Your mind must learn to roam
Just as the Gypsy Queen must do
You're gonna hit the road

My work is done, now look at him
He's never been more alive
His head it shakes, his fingers clutch
Watch his body writhe
I'm the Gypsy--the Acid Queen
Pay before we start
I'm the Gypsy--I'm guaranteed
To break your little heart

Mother:
Do you think it's alright
To leave the boy with Uncle Ernie?
Do you think it's alright
He's had a few too many tonight!
Do you think it's alright?
Father:
Yes, I think it's alright