Doctor, there's something wrong with me
My health is not all that it used to be
My heart is out of beat, I got ------ on my feet
My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see

Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad
I've got every sickness there is to be had
I had whooping cough last month
And today I've got the mumps
And tomorrow I'll catch chicken pox as well

Doctor, doctor, doctor make me well
I've not got long to go now I can tell
Doctor, doctor, doctor make me well
I've not got long to go I can tell
I've not got long to go I can tell

Those pills I took have no effect at all
Just the other day I had a nasty fall
And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor
And I'm shrinking, last week I was five foot four

I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu?
I know the bug is going round, what can I do?
It's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three
Do you think if I caught smallpox I'd get flu?
Doctor, doctor, doctor make me well
I've not got long to go now I can tell
Doctor, doctor, doctor make me well
I've not got long to go I can tell
I've not got long to go I can tell

Do you think it's time that I made out my will?
I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill
Just how long is there to go
Please tell me I want to know
But on second thoughts don't tell me, I'm too ill

I've been away so long
Wonder where I went wrong
Spent my last years in a cell
Never ever go away again
I've been so sad and lonely
Never ever ever gonna go away again

It's a waste of time doing time
When you didn't commit the crime
It wasn't me it was my brother Bill
Emptied out the till, never gonna speak to Bill again
He's made me sad and lonely
Never ever gonna speak to brother Bill again

It was no use, they put my brother on the jury
He bribed the others 'cause he owns the local brewery

They let me out today
Brother Bill's gonna pay
No one's ever gonna speak to Bill again
Never ever speak to Bill again
He'll be too cold and bony
Never ever gonna go away again
Never ever gonna go away again
Never ever gonna go away again

Come along
Into the city
Where the girls are pretty
And you can't go wrong

Take your time
No need to hurry
Don't have to worry
Cause it won't take long

Well you can surf in the sea
You can swim in the pools
Do anything you want to
'Cause there ain't no rules
Drive your super-stock carbur to the long highway
And you can drag

In the city everybody's right
The kids are hip and they can dance all night
In the city all the girls are pretty and they go...

Come along
Into the city
Where the girls are pretty
And you can't go wrong
Well you can surf in the sea
You can swim in the pools
Do anything you want to
'Cause there ain't no rules
Drive your super-stock carbur to the long highway
And you can drag

In the city everybody's right
The kids are hip and they can dance all night
In the city all the girls are pretty and they go...

In the city, into the city...

She wants a man with lots of money
Not a poor boy
He buys her things
She calls him "honey"
She calls me "poor boy"

What good could it do
To give her love, pure and true
When any fool could understand
She thinks that money makes the man

She wants a man with lots of money
Not a poor boy
She wants the things you buy with money
Not a poor boy
A man with money
A man with money
A man with money

Just down the street
I know a place
When they're asleep
I'll cover my face
I'll break the lock
Open the door
I'll slip inside
I'll rob the store

I'll be a man with lots of money
Not a poor boy
I'll buy her things, she'll call me honey
Not a poor boy
A man with money
A man with money
A man with money
A man with money
Man with money
Man with money
Man with money