Now when I was a little boy
'Bout the age of five
I had something in my pocket
Keep a lot of folks alive
Now I'm a man
I'm age twenty-one
You know baby, we can have a lotta fun
I'm a man
I spell "M" "A" "N"...
Man

All you pretty women
Stand in line
I can make love to you baby, in an hour's time
I'm a man
Spelled "M," "A," "N"...
Man

I'm going back down
To Kansas to
Bring back the second cousin
Little John the conqueroo
I'm a man
Spelled "M," "A," "N"... Man

The line I shoot
Will never miss
The way I make love to'em
They can't resist
I'm a man
I spell "M," "A," "N"...
Man...

I told you why I changed my mind
I got bored by playing with time
I know you thought you had me nailed
But I've freed my head from your garden rails

Now it's a legal matter, baby
You got me on the run
It's a legal matter, baby
A legal matter from now on

My mind's lost in a household fog
Wedding gowns and catalogs
Kitchen furnishings and houses
Maternity clothes and baby's trousers

Now it's a legal matter, baby
Marryin's no fun
It's a legal matter, baby
A legal matter from now on

I told you why I changed my mind
I got bored by playing with time
I know you thought you had me nailed
Well, I've freed my head from your garden rails

Now it's a legal matter, baby
You got me on the run
It's a legal matter, baby
A legal matter from now on

You ain't the first and you ain't the last
I gain and lose my women fast
I never want to make them cry
I just get bored, don't ask me why
Just wanna keep doing all the dirty little things I do
And not work all day in an office just to bring my money back to you
Sorry, baby...

Yeah, I don't want no bald-headed woman
It'll make me mean, yeah lord, it'll make me mean
Yeah, I don't want no bald-headed woman
It'll make me mean, yeah lord, it'll make me mean

Yeah, I don't want no sugar in my coffee
It'll make me mean, yeah lord, it'll make me mean
Yeah, I don't want no sugar in my coffee
It'll make me mean, yeah lord, it'll make me mean

Yeah, I'm traveling on a bald-headed mountain
I've done my time, I've done my time
Yeah, I've been traveling them bald-headed mountains
I've done my time, I've done my time
I said I've done my time, I done my time
I said I've done my time now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I've done my time yeah, I've done my time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Don't want no bald-headed woman, baby
Yeah, gonna make me mean, make me mean
I don't want no bald-headed woman
That's gonna gonna make me mean, make me mean now

Don't want no sugar in my coffee
Gonna make me mean, make me mean
Don't want no sugar in my coffee
Gonna make me mean, make me mean