I hope that our ridiculously long title gives you some hint to what this section is about. No? Okay here's a hint: read it again slowly to yourself, making sure to properly sound out each word. Still no clue? How did you figure out how to turn on your computer? Anyway boys and girls here goes...
Douglas Adams: The man who brought you all of those wonderful 'Hitchiker' and 'Dirk Gently' books.
Dave Barry: The guy who writes the Dave Barry columns and Dave Barry books coincidentally.
Anthony Burgess: Author of 'A Clockwork Orange,' among others
Albert Camus: Why should I write a summary for him? It's all pointless anyway.
City Lights Books: Publisher of all of them beat books. Word.
Joseph Heller: 'Catch-22', 'Something Happened,' others.
Aldous Huxley: Wrote 'Brave New World' (like 1984, but better) and 'The Doors of Perception' (like sniffing model glue but better...not that everything isn't better than sniffing model. Just Add Water does not promote or condone the sniffing of model. Model glue is only for gluing models. That's why its called model glue. Thank you.)
Jack Kerouac: The lord of the beats. Wrote 'On the Road', 'The Dharma Bums,' and many mre great novels.
Ken Kesey: 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,' 'Sometimes a Great Notion,' SEE ALSO: Merry Pranksters.
Robert M. Pirsig: 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycles Maintenance' and 'Lila.'
J.D. Salinger: Only wrote a few books, but not a single bad one: 'Catcher in the Rye,' 'Seymour: an Introduction,' 'Franny and Zoe,' and 'Nine Stories.'
Hunter S. Thompson: The great gonzo journalist that brought the world 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' and 'The Great Shark Hunt.'
Mark Twain: 'Huckleberry Finn,' 'Tom Sawyer,' also one of the most gifted American humorists.
Kurt Vonnegut: The incredibly talented author that brought us 'Breakfast of Champions,' 'Slaughter House Five,' and many others.
Tom Wolfe: Coined the term 'new journalism.' Wrote 'Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test,' 'The Right Stuff,' 'Man in Full,' and a bunch more.
Tim Burton: Dark, disturbing-hooray for Tim Burton. 'Sleepy Hollow,' 'Beetlejuice,'Ed Wood.'
Joel and Ethan Coen: The brothers that brought us 'Fargo,' 'The Big Lebowski,' and 'The Hudsucker Proxy.'
Francis Ford CoppolaThe G-dfather,' 'Apocalypse Now.'
Terry Giliam: 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,' 'Brazil,' and of course Monty Python.'
Spike Jonze: Music video-turned movie director, turned actor. SEE: 'Being John Malkovich,' 'Three Kings.'
Stanley Kubrick: THE MAN. 'A Clockwork Orange,' 'Dr. Strangelove,' '2001;' some of the best films ever made.
George Lucas: 'Star Wars,' 'American Grafitti.' Word.
Michael Moore: 'Roger & Me,' 'TV Nation.'
Roman Polanski: 'Chinatown,' 'The Ninth Gate.'
Kevin Smith: The mind behind the 'Jersey Trilogy' and 'Dogma.'
Quentin Tarantino: 'Pulp Fiction,' 'Reservoir Dogs,' Jackie Brown.'
Orson Welles: THE LEGEND. Director of the greatest movie of all time: 'Citizen Caine.'
Anti-Racist Action: Because racism sucks.
Bitnet: ...
Buddism: Its 12:00. Do you know where your zen is?
Calvin and Hobbes
Comedy Central: With this and CSPAN-2 on your cable, you should be laughing all day.
The Daily Show
Drinking Bird: Hmmm...
Al Franken
Futurama
Grass Roots: If you're not into the political Shitznit, it's cool...just skip this one all together. This page has a bunch of political news articles, political cartoons, not to mention a column by the always cool Michael Moore.
Mitch Hedberg: Is probably funnier than you.
Internet Movie Database: Lotsa cool movie schtuff
Kerri Davis is an Evil Skank: Okay, I don't condone this site in anyway...I've never met Kerri Davis. I just think everyone should see it for 2 reasons. 1. It's hella funny 2. It's nice to see that thousands of years of human existence have amounted to this...
KZSC: Slug radio. Word to your daddy.
Norm Macdonald
Mac Mp3 Schtuff: If you 're a Bill Gates fan, pay no attention to this one...
Malcolm in the Middle
Groucho Marx: Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog its too dark to read.
Merry Pranksters: Mayhem.
Muj's Page
The Onion: The funniest newspaper since the Wall Street Journal.
Plea For Peace
Rastafarianism
Red Meat: Unfortunatly, there is little to no meat on this site. Fortunatly its funny...
Ron's Page
Save Rainforest.net: Click the button. Save the Rainforest. Hooray for altruism.
Second City: People that are better at improv than myself...
7-11: The beautiful people that have created the X-treme Gulp, which truly is a gift to the human race.
Simpsons
Splangy
Star Wars: Because Star Trek is pretty lame.
The Tick
I wanna go home!