We bought a lot of things to keep you warm and
dry
A funny old crib on which the paint won't dry
I bought you a pair
of shoes
A trumpet you can blow and a book of rules
Of what to say to
people when they pick on you
Cos if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty
Kooky too
Won't you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow, So take a chance
With a couple
of Kooks hung up on romancing
If you ever have to go to school
Remember
how they messed up this old fool
Don't pick fights with the bullies or the
cads
I'm not much cop at fighting other people's dads
And if the homework
brings you down
Then we'll throw it on the fire
And take the car downtown
Won't you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos
we believe in you
Soon you'll grow, So take a chance
With a couple of
Kooks hung up on romancing
Won't you stay in our lover's story
If you
stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow, so take
a chance
With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing