10 THINGS TO DO WITH BITCHNEY'S CD:

1) Good fuel for a bon fire
2) A coaster
3) A butter knife
4) Something to throw at her during a concert
5) Try to be like her by stuffing it in your bra
6) A small mouse pad
7) Switch it w/your siblings better cd
8) Put it in a better cd's case and sell it for a totally outrageous price
9) Use the shiny side for a locker mirror
10) Bring it to an autograph session and have her sign it, then sell it.