Brit-Bitch's Bio!


Full Name:Britney Jeau Spears
What an UGLY name!!!
Birth date: December 2, 1981
Hometown: Kentwood, LA
Height: 5 ft. 4 in.
Gee, I’m almost as tall as she is! Maybe the implants shoulda gone in her legs to make her taller insteada in her bra.
Weight: 105 lbs.
(From "Liar Liar") Yeah, sure. In her BRA!
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Might I point out that she spelled that wrong in an article?
Years In League:
Rookie (just signed to Jive Records) No offense, well actually I mean offense, but this is a really stupid way to put it!!!
Stats: Member of Mickey Mouse Club since 1993 Appeared in the 1991 Off-Broadway production, Ruthless
Goals: Wants album to be a success and wants to tour
Favorite Players: Mariah Carey, Aerosmith, Prince, Backstreet Boys, Third Eye Blind
Favorite PLAYERS? What is this?
Favorite Food: Ice Cream (Cookie Dough flavor), Pasta, Hot Dogs
This would explain why she’s more than a bit CHUBBY
Favorite Color: Baby Blue
Favorite Hangout: Shopping at the mall and hanging out there with her friends
Friends? What friends?
Hobbies: Singing, dancing and reading trashy novels
Singing: she can’t! Dancing: she can’t! and trashy novels? What’s this? Aha!
Last Book Read: The Horse Whisperer
She can read? Yeah, right it was probably a book on tape
Favorite Movies: My Best Friend's Wedding, Steel Magnolias
Favorite Clothing Designers: Betsey Johnson, Bebe, A/X by Giorgio Armani
Gee, all the people I know who wear this stuff are SLUTS!
Sports Activities: Basketball, swimming
Favorite Teams: Chicago Bulls, New York Yankees
College Hopeful Major: Business or Communications
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!