MaD cUtE rAnMa QuOtEz!!



Here are a BUNCHA quotez that i got from various Ranma 1/2 comics and they ARE NOT IN ORDER!!! I have about 70-80 Ranma comics (or something like that)Why would i keep them in order??? I'm a LAZY, STUPID person.. Well, there is QUITE A LIST and SOME could be somewhat CHEESY or whatever but i don't care!! MUHAHAHA!! *ahem*


AKANE IS MY FIANCEE!! Lay a lip on her, and I'LL KILL YA!!
  • YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET A DITZ LIKE YOU FLY OFF BY HERSELF?!
  • I'm pretty FAMILIAR with the FEMALE body...!
  • C'mon Ryouga! Beat the crap outta me..!!
  • What the hell is that..?!
  • face opponet and ------ RUN AWAY!!!
  • YAHH!! This guys a MONSTER!!
  • Why don't we see something interesting..?!
  • She has nothing i wanna see...
  • C'mom Akane. Chill out! It's not like it turns me on seein' you in your underwear or nothin'
  • Stop squealing, piggy!!
  • I DON'T BOW TO NOBODY!!
  • What're you doing, freak? were s'pposed to be fighting!
  • come 'n' get me! i'm no teddy bear like my old man! (Now, that's where you are wrong, my li'l cutie. HAHA!!~~ -Amanda)
  • Now Cologne! We must marry NOW!!
  • I'm changing back into a guy for YOU!
  • Great. Totally repulsive.
  • Look me in the eyes! Do i look like a liar?!
  • A homely chick like you ----- should grab any chance she gets!!
  • TRY it, goat-face!
  • PAH! Can'cha get mad, old gas bag?!
  • BURN, you old pervert!
  • --- You came to BUTT in! You've ALWAYS butted in! I didn't want you here in the first place!!
  • I can't stand for you, of ALL people, to see me so weak and pathetic.
  • You're doing this to torture me, arnt you...?
  • Ryouga.. was a fool.. i mean, to drown himself over a chick like you...
  • You want me.. to take YOU home!
  • And just when i thought she couldn't get any more stuck up...
  • What.. she'll turn into a guy...?
  • WAHHH!!! Shampoo!! Put your clothes back on!!
  • You dummy! You may have muscles, but you still have no brains...
  • Unless, of course, you think you can train the biggist klutz in all of Japan, in time for the match!!
  • Who said i wanted to marry YOU?!
  • What a waist. A cute girl like you...
  • I had enough problems with just the UNCUTE fiancee!!
  • HEY! Didn't i just SAVE you?!
  • Ungreatful jerk!
  • Like you're a real GORMET!
  • I'm so hungry i could eat pig slop!
  • Who could stick around and eat that so called 'food' of her's? Only a starving IDIOT like ME! Curse you, Akane!!
  • I don't like picking on the weak, you know.
  • Curse you, Akane! I can learn to like this slop, too! I can!
  • Still alive, huh, freak?
  • WAHHH!!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!!!
  • WITHERED PERVERT!!!
  • And i sure don't care about that stupid AKANE!
  • Oh, Akane darling! Let me rub your neck!
  • I will master the heaven blast in three days!
  • 'scuse me... are those breasts...?
  • Shouldn't you be saying 'i'm sorry i ever doubted you' or 'help me please' or something?
  • Guess you don't need me then! Macho chick!
  • You know, jealously past a certain point stops being cute!
  • Did you REALLY thing sealing me in concrete and burying me in the yard... was even gonna slow me DOWN?!
  • Sorry, but i'm engaged. I can't take a present from a girl.
  • Nothings gonna make me kiss Akane!
  • Stoo-pid!! Stoo-pid!!!
  • If you can get Akane acting like that... i'll dress up like a girl and run around the neighborhood a hundred times!
  • He'd be twice the man he is.. if he was half as manly as Akane! [refering to Ryouga-kun ;)]
  • YOU FLOOZY!!
  • Don't poison him with your cooking! he and i have a fight coming up!
  • Prepare to DIE!!
  • Hey, what's with the attitude..?!
  • lets enter the ring of love together
  • i'm your sparring partner in love.
  • Love is nothing but a mano-a-mano battle between a man and a woman.
  • you stay out of this, Akane!
  • Do you want ot hold pinkies while we walk?
  • my crossdressing isn't a hobby! [this isn't what he really says but this is what he means...]
  • have a headbutt.. BUTTHEAD!!!
  • I don't think we've hit him enough yet...
  • Yeah, as if a chick like her had a chance at SEDUCING me!
  • Who're callin' a STAR, fool?!
  • In order to defete you, i've returned from the depts of hell itself!
  • you're jearking my chain, pop! You gotta be!
  • Akane, you duh.. duh... dear. When you jumped in and nearly killed... SAVED me... i could've kicked... KISSED you... so... thanks. Really.
  • Don't waste your time. Nothing in this world can FAZE me!
  • Would you mind keeping your nose out of my business?!
  • If everybody found out about my weak spot.. insensitive jerks! They'll laugh 'till they choke!
  • what a STUPID Father!!!!

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