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This is a note that i recienly got from a guy named Nate. I swear it is SOOOO FUNNY!!!!! Right here is what the note is SUPPOSED to say:

What's up? Don't take this as a rejection or anything but I can't go out with you. I'm sorry but my, as you can say, ex girlfriend called me today and said that she wanted to get back together with me. Me and her have been together about 3 times in the past 4 months and broken up just as much. You probably think i'm a lying sack of shit. Sorry to be leading you on if i have but i really like this girl alot. I'm sorry.

But right here is SERIOUSLY how he wrote it and given to me:

What's up. Doht take this as a regection or anythins but I cant Go owt with you. Im sorry but my us you con gay ex girlfnend called me today and said that she wanted to set back tosether with me. Me and her have been tosethcr abowt 3 times in the post 4 montbs and broken up just os much. you probibly think (originally it was "THINKING" but he crossed out the ING") I am a lieing sock of snit. Sorry to be leadins you on f I huve but I really like this sirl alot. Im srry

What? Am i supossed to feel rejected (or regrected) from a piece of crap like that??!! Hellz NO!!! He said that he like spent 5 seconds trying to write that. Well hunny it looks like you should of spent a little more time writing that although it is about the most funniest thing i've ever read in my life. At least i've gotten over him pretty damn quickly. I got this note Saturday, October 24, 1998 on the night we were supossed to go see a movie. Oh well.. there will be other idiots to encounter in this lifetime...

You are person # to figure out how much of an idiot this dude is since 10-26-98

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