If you think you're obsessed with the Moffatts, here are some signs to look for...
You've memorized every single word to their songs on Chapter 1: A New Beginnng on the day you bought it.
You bought their album the day it come out.
Every time you go to a music store, you look for their earlier country albums.
You memeorized where and when they take breaths during each of their songs.
You've made a bookmark for the Offical Moffatts website.
You've found all existing webrings related to them on the net and memorized them.
You've went to every single non-offical site there is.
You save pictures of them then print them out later.
You've decided to make a page on them.
You annoy your friends because you always talk about them.
You listen to their CD so often it's never in the case, but always in your CD player.
You have 2 copies of the album.
You tape appearences even if it's 30 seconds long.
You have a Moffatts Shrine.
You have your hair like Bob or Scott Moffatt.
You scream whenever you see them on TV.
You've memorized exactly what they do and their facial expressions when they play songs in their videos.
You have photocopies of them in magazines and you have a scrap book with a photocopy of their CD.
You call your friends Bob, Scott, Clint or Dave if they start with the same letter.
Every 5 words you say is Moffatt related.
You force yourself to drink the same drinks as they do (Scott's favourite drink is water with a hint of lime).
You sing their songs in the shower.
You totally relate to all of this and then some.
Suddenly you like Nirvana because it's Scott's favourite band (esp. the Nevermind album).
You watch South Park and you got the t-shirt so you have something in common with Bob (even if you think Cartman is a SOB!).
You use the word 'nevermind' a lot because it's Scott's favourite album. (Personal experience? nevermind (: ).
You write "I'll Be There for You", "Miss You Like Crazy" or any other song and all their names on your hand because you sit at the back for Social Studies and it's really boring and you show you friends so many times they puke!
You go skinny dipping with a picture of _______ (fill in with the Moffatt of your choice or all!)
Your brother and/or sister threatens to rip all your Moffatt posters, hurt your Chapter 1 CD really badly and send a virus to your Moffatt site.
Your dad put your Chapter 1 CD in the microwave and when you go to cook your microwave dinner, you melt your CD. Fortunately, you have a second copy!
You talk about them so much your parents like them, too!
Moffatt quotes become part of your everyday language.
You cry (actual tears) whenever you see their videos or see them on tv.
You'd pay any amount of money to go to their concerts and buy all their cd's and video tapes.
You'd buy any magazine with something on the Moffatts, even if it's a small picture.
You carry pictures with you wherever you go.
You watch Country Music Television (CMT) hoping that they'll play some videos of them when they were doing country music.
LI>You vow that anything you buy from now on is only going to be Moffatt-related.
Every time you hear their songs on the radio or from your cd, you picture them playing live.
You find yourself cutting some of your t-shirts because Scott sometimes wears t-shirts that are cut at the bottom.
You watch MuchMusic during every single VideoFlow, MuchDedications, and MuchMegaHits hoping that they'll play the Moffatts.
You've memorized all their interviews word for word.
You cry or scream whenever you see a new Moffatt picture on the internet.
People call you or know you as the Moffatt person.
You've decided to take up drums, guitar, and/or keyboards.
Thanks to Latha for the following ideas: (Thank you!)
You name your pets after them
you name your pets after them
when you get older you will change your last name to moffatt
every single dream you have has the moffatts in them
you write to oprah (or any talk show host) to ask her to have the moffatts on her show
you ask your parents if your family can move to vancouver or nashville
you have a tape with one of their songs taped ten or more times
you e-mail them three times a day
your friends don't want to be friends with you cuz all you ever talk about is the moffatts
You wait in the lobby of a hotel for 2 days because there is a small chance of the Moffatts being there! (Thanks to Susan)
Thanks to Kathy Coller for the suggestions below:
you listen to thier cd so much you whole family knows all the words to their songs.
you decorated your room in blue purple green and black because those
are the moffatts favorite colors.
you had to be put in therapy because your dog chewed up your
scotty-dog. or your clinty-cator your
bobby-bear. or your davey dolly.
you buy 3 or 4 of the same cd in case one of the
wears out! (Sent in by MMMBop585@aol.com Thanks!)
You can practically imitate their voices!
You begin saying "You know" a lot cuz the Moffatts say it a lot and it rubbed off on you
When you read quotes from them, you can hear their voices as if they were talking directly to you.
you would get up at 4am to watch a rerun of a Moffatt appearance.
You cry for days if they had a concert in your city and you didn't get tickets.
YOu kiss a picture of your favourite brother everytime you leave and enter your room.
you stay up till 3am surfing the net for Moffatt websites and stuff.
When you listen to their songs on your stereo or tv, you pretend as if you're playing the drums or guitar.
You act out their videos everytime you hear their song on radio.
You cry after each concert you go to, not because you're extremely happy, but because you might never see them again.
You wake up after dreaming about your fave brother, and become sad becuase it was only a dream afterall.
When you go to their concerts, you use up 3 rolls of film on your fave Moffatt brother each time.
You hang a Moffatts poster right above your bed (Thanks to Cindy Pile for this one!)
You request the Moffatts so much on your fave radio station, that the DJ's know you by name. (credit goes to Cindy Pile for this one).
The DJ's at your fave radio station know what you want to hear before you say it, every time you call in.
When they show the Moffatts on tv playing to a live audience, you turn up the volume REALLY loud so it feels like you're actually there.
(The following are from SZylo@aol.com Thanks a bunch!)
.You refuse to listen to any band but them.
When you finally get a car,if it doesn't have all the Mofatts initials in
the name,you won't drive it.
If at a friends party,they don't play at least one Moffatt song,you never
go to their house again.(Shallow, but one of my friends did that to someone!)
You put Moffatt as your last name on a test.
You know you're obsessed when you get the same shirt as one you have seen them wear in a pic, video, etc. (ThanksMolly!!)
you memorize the canadian anthem when your from the US (or anywhere else) because the guys are from Canada (don't ask how I got that...lol!) [Thanks toJamiefor that one! :)]
you know you are an obsessed fan when you sleep with your eyes open so that you can look at all their posters and pinups as you sleep! [thanksErin G.!]
you swear at the DJ at your dance because they didn't even play one oftheir songs
when you doodle you draw hearts with your initials and one of the moffatts' initials inside
your moffatts cds NEVER come out of the cd player--if you need to listen to any cd by another artist you have to use a different cd player
you take up karate hoping one of the moffatts "flip" over you!! [A special thank you tofor sendin' those suggestions in! Thanks again!]
you stalk any moffatt look-alike
you stalk the moffatts!
you memorize their song lyrics, publishing date, copyright date, composers, producers, co-producers, publishing company, etc...you get the idea
you call your friends by the moffatts names!
you celebrate march as the Moffatt Obsession Month(it's their b-day month!
whenever you meet people, you ask them if they know the moffatts [Another BIG thank you tofor those! yay!]
You can tell what month of what year a Moffatt picture was taken in.
You suddently find yourself drawing a Canadian flag on your notebooks in class if you're not from Canada.
When spacing off nobody can get your attention no matter how loud somebody yells your name, yet if they whisper "Dave" you jerk your head in their direction to see what they are talking about. (Which leaves you embarrassed and them dying of laughter.)
Your daily routine includes staring at all of your Moffatt posters for at least a minute each.
You don't know wheather you should like South Park's 'Blame Canada.' It says bad things about Canada, but Bob loves South Park...
When your parents are asked about your hobbies, they sigh and say 'Scott'
You suddently have this admiration for Gavin Rossdale of Bush.
After getting identical bears on Valentine's day, you name them Clint and Bob. [A HUGE shout out toNora Andersonfor her suggestions!!]
