Okay....so myself, Ampgrrl, Blister, Princess, Barbie and Lusty, we all get up early and hit the road. Being girls, we don't get very far before we realize that we all have to pee and have collective hunger pangs. We make a pitstop at a little roadside bistro called "Hogs in Heat Cafe". This is like something straight out of a Hunter Thompson novel....bizarre. While waiting the three hours for our meal, which is being lovingly prepared by a biker/cook weighing in at somewhere over 400 pounds, we notice that there are many, many people here; however, none of them are "of color". Then, Blister spies a woman with three little kids, one of whom is obviously of mixed race. I announce, to the entire restaurant, that obviously she tripped and fell and some black guy's dick fell in her. It's a good thing we didn't have food in our mouths yet. It was difficult enough passing coffee through my nose. As we are leaving, we see Barbie flirting and riding ponies with some mocha-skinned hunk.......his name is Jamal. He is obviously that woman's baby's father. This was not planned to be a "picking up men" trip......this looks like it could lead to trouble.

Goddess, I can't take this crap anymore....take me home...