Finally, we reach our motel. It's a really sweet place, and has even been in the movies! They put us in an end room, far away from any families. I wonder why? We unpack, blast some Hole and Salt 'n Pepa, clean up, and prepare for a day on the town. Gee, Barbie has been in the shower for an awfully long time.........omigod! Has anyone seen Jamal? I wonder if they're in there together......Ampgrrl, sensing a photo-op, grabs her camera and slowly opens the bathroom door........has anyone seen Lusty? Lusty! Here, boy! Where have you gone?

Goddess, I can't take this crap anymore....take me home...