THE EMPTY GUESTBOOK

Blade - 08/03/00 01:17:28
does the duck suck?: the duck does suck, but not upon myself. The duck sucks what ignorance of society will let him.

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so... colon surgery....how exciting..I can imagine all the fun..

I am jack's name - 08/01/00 05:17:30
My URL:I don't know anyone named uRl
My Email:bxc85@yahoo.com
does the duck suck?: That's a rather personal question

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hehe, you said duck.

Hollywood Miller - 04/10/00 18:20:21
My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/ParadiseDr/lumberjack_hollywood
My Email:hollywood_miller@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: Does it want to suck it?

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Hey Melissa. I don't know your phone # so I figured I would drop a line and see how you're doing. It was bad enough for what happened to Boss but I HATE to see it happen to you as well. E-mail, call, or whatever to tell me if you're all right. Like the re t, I am worried about you. Take it easy.

Hollywood Miller - 04/10/00 18:18:11
My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/ParadiseDr/lumberjack_hollywood
My Email:hollywood_miller@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: Does it want to suck it?

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Hey Melissa. I don't know your phone # so I figured I would drop a line and see how you're doing. It was bad enough for what happened to Boss but I HATE to see it happen to you as well. E-mail, call, or whatever to tell me if you're all right. Like the re t, I am worried about you. Take it easy.

Naked Monkee - 12/27/99 00:21:16
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/co2/axo6996
My Email:nakedmonkee@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: I wouldn't know personally.

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DAMN! You have all those guys frineds but not one is a boyfriend...If i was one of them i'd be trying to get hooked up with you! DAMN! I like your page it's dark and mysterious. I like the pics of you alot! Great page...and DAMN!

White Knight - 12/23/99 23:26:32
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Starship/2024
does the duck suck?: no

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Nice page. Visit mine

farzat - 12/01/99 18:45:22
My URL:http://homepages.msn.com/petspl/farzatn
My Email:you will find it there

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it is nice and good

jack - 10/19/99 05:36:08
does the duck suck?: for $30 mind you

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wow...you are like,hot. i swear to god, you're a fucking goddess!!! all i have to say is wow.

natalie - 09/12/99 17:24:42
My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/music/joyfulgurl/index.html
My Email:ssanta@enter.net
does the duck suck?: no way

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hello there. you have a very nice page here. what more could anyone ask for....you like tori amos, placebo, AND velvet goldmine!! (who couldn't?!) you seem like a very neat person, check out my page sometime!!

Faiz - 08/05/99 16:14:43
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ak/Faiz/
My Email:fkamal@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: No

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Cool homepage! I like the feel and look of your web site. Keep it rockin'

Hollywood Jonathan Miller - 08/04/99 03:40:55
My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/ParadiseDr/lumberjack_hollywood
My Email:jpejmill@jorsm.com
does the duck suck?: A more important question is if it spits, swallows, or gargles

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About time you updated this thing. Nice new look. I still think you're nuts but oh well... Like always, Hollywood knows cause Hollywood Rules.

Billy Corgan - 07/05/99 21:22:11
My Email:Billy's_Organ@usuck.com
does the duck suck?: the duck sucks and swallows..slurp!

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You are an embarassment to all smashing pumpkins fans...shame on you... billy c.

PhukNut - 06/22/99 05:03:54
My URL:http://www.jorsm.com/~dang
My Email:dang@jorsm.com
does the duck suck?: remove the sounds...they annoy.

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hi. i am insignificant. i have little to say. i love to annoy. nobody cares about me. i care too much. really, do i deserve myself? innocence will never be found, and its all i seek. destroy me, and i'll be happier.

natasha elise - 05/17/99 20:32:20
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Hall/9366/
My Email:natashaelise@garbage.com
does the duck suck?: No, nor does he like to be sucked.

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Hey Melissa, I found your website. Its very pretty, just lovely. The Kill Hannah show was great. i'm sorry you had to go early, but you were there for the best part. Let me know how the pics turn out.~natasha

Pratt - 04/30/99 02:43:35
My Email:Darklegionaire@yahoo.com
does the duck suck?: uhm...sure..why not

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hey, kick ass page whether you find it hard to believe or not...i suppose it's all mind control and possession of non-belief. but...now that that's out of the way, i'm here to tell you little children to follow the ways of my good ol' friend Charley...joi a commune, do lotsa drugs and drink obsessively....let's not forget have lots of sex and start a cult where you carve swastikas above the bridge of your nose. and have all your bitches shave their heads....but as seen on television and repeated by all yo r friends...."Remember kids, Charley loves you!"

Gary (Gambit) - 04/29/99 03:17:04
My Email:grey@andrew.cmu.edu
does the duck suck?: a woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck can chuck if a woodchuck can chuck wo....er oh wait wrong question, sorry!!!

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You kick ass =)

Jessica - 04/24/99 18:26:41
My Email:sweety13_1999@yahoo.com
does the duck suck?: huh?

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Hollywood - 04/21/99 06:16:39
My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/ParadiseDr/lumberjack_hollywood
My Email:jpejmill@jorsm.com
does the duck suck?: Craig has the right idea

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This page gets wierder and wierder by the day. Speaking of pages, I just updated mine and uploaded a few pics of Hollywood and his kliq, the Italian Bananas. To see them, add either "pic.html" or "bananapics.html" to the address. Hollywood knows 'cause H llywood Rules!

BlackPhone - 04/17/99 21:25:07
My Email:yousuck@aol.com
does the duck suck?: Yes if he is in your pants..

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Okay.. I was told by one of my friends from irc to come and check this site out and it sucks! I have seen better and more diversified pages from ten year olds. Nobody cares about your ramblings, but oh by the way... GREAT PAGE! I like your designing and f riers on it. -Peace Out Man-

Craig - 03/30/99 19:31:10
does the duck suck?: No comment

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Melissa, we've been friends for how long now? And I'm still nowhere on your web page? I like your occupation; haven of Greek nazis and Illegal immigrants; so true

Hollywood Jonathan Miller - 03/16/99 05:16:10
My Email:jpejmill@jorsm.com
does the duck suck?: Donald or Daffy?

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One word: PSYCHO! and I am not talking the movie. I will soon have a Geocities page in Hollywood soon where you can see my kliq, The "Italian Bananas" and temple to the Ministry of Darkness. MOD? Yeah right! Hollywood knows 'cause Hollywood Rules!

Joey - 03/11/99 19:43:40
My Email:SpookyJoey@aol.com

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I found this site from another site. I enjoyed it more than chocolate covered cherrys in fall. I'm a writer and I'm looking for artists to put together a graphic novel so if anyone who reads this is interested, send me an email. Joey

Henry Pham - 02/11/99 14:57:29
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/tokyo/palace/3106
My Email:ieatdogs@hotmail.com or Loserpham@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: yeah....duck sucks

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wuddup..it'z meeh..your page is hella toight..i like your kick ass fender strat too..i play guitar..but wid a jackson..special edition..keep it up playa...lata'z

Beth Johnson - 01/23/99 02:12:22
My URL:http://beth.justhasn'tgottime
My Email:bjohns19@purdue.edu
does the duck suck?: Well...I will not answer that question on the grounds that it will incriminate me!!!!

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HEY, MELISSA. CONGRATS on the membership. NOW, great webpage, really informative... *smiles* I need to dock someones DICKIE!!!!! Remember that, or were you not there for that escapade into the guy's dressing rooms!! Later, or maybe sooner!!! BETH

Brandon Arrigo - 01/21/99 20:26:06
My Email:soltari69@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: i don't know

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hello to every fucking one.

Hollywood - 01/14/99 07:35:45
My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/ParadiseDr/lumberjack_hollywood
My Email:jpejmill@jorsm.com
does the duck suck?: Oh Hell Yeah!

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Jesus H Christ you are nuts. Don't take it personally. I have been deemed insane. The talkcity address is temporary. Why I took the time to even do this...Only Hollywood knows 'cause Hollywood Rules.

Lord Pagan - 12/17/98 14:25:30
My Email:pagan_80@hotmail.com

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Hey, meet you on the internet. Lord_Ice_80 on Yahoo chat.. I will mail you soon. id if i dont i will do it after my winter holyday..... Here is a dark kiss from me....... I hope the winter never ends......... It cold and black all the time......... Dont you just love it.................... i do...

Nymgribley - 12/15/98 02:20:30
My Email:gozom@expert.cc.purdue.edu
does the duck suck?: I wouldn't know- I proceeded directly to the service entrance

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"Don't crawl, seek his burn of war. When the fallout comes he is fire," Neurosis

Hawkeyes - 11/17/98 23:43:34
My Email:hawkeyes35@wordnet.att.net
does the duck suck?: no

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Nuin - 11/03/98 00:40:36
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/in/Nuin/index.html
My Email:nuin@webtv.net
does the duck suck?: NO

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gothic people scare me!

Mari and Amandork - 10/30/98 02:21:37

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10/11/98 08:57:38
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Just surfing. Thanks.


Maria - 10/10/98 14:41:56
My Email:tmmmelch@msn.com
does the duck suck?: What duck??

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Nice web page. You finally gave me the right one. Now I will have to visit more often.

ladydracula - 10/06/98 21:54:19
My URL:http://www.eccentrica.org/intoxication
My Email:ladydracula@usa.net
does the duck suck?: if it really wants to :P

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Very nice page.. i really enjoyed your ramblings. you have great taste in music. thanks for signing my guestbook, too.

- 10/04/98 18:42:40

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Amanda - 10/04/98 18:35:19
does the duck suck?: what?

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lis, i love you, but youre beginning to scare me!

Lord-69 - 09/18/98 11:00:32
My URL:www.oocities.org/Fuji/Tokyo/3286
My Email:U know it
does the duck suck?: HMM, only on week ends

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HI dead, jus wanted to say thanx for the email i got to day , havent seen u on IRC in a while but its most likely u have school like most normal people.. U should chek out my site i have all my art up there im sure u dlike all of it..n e way ..chek it out its a bit slow though cuz i havent finished touching it up yet , ne how SIGN MY GUESTBOOK :)

Craig - 09/11/98 04:36:43

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Just curious, why am I not anywhere in your web page, huh? I dont like you anymore.

Craig - 09/11/98 04:32:14
does the duck suck?: Only when chasing a buck for a hockey puck.

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Oh, your web sight is just lovely. Man you're a dork. Just kiddin. E-mail me tomorrow or else. Later.

patrick - 08/28/98 01:16:54
My Email:hardison@wmfco.com
does the duck suck?: not at all

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deadbride you are a babe...enjoyed take'n to ya in irc

CapricuS - 08/19/98 07:00:52
My Email:Spaz@tiac.net
does the duck suck?: on contrary if the goose layed the egg at the top of the 2nd hour , but of course the duck sucked

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Well nothing to say... but all these pretty lies and all these shiny pennies... useless and misleading... take care my friend...

Raul Cervantse - 08/19/98 06:17:48
My URL:http://exo.com/~raul/SG/
My Email:raul@exo.com
does the duck suck?: Only if she wants to...

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Love your work. Admire your poetry.

julieleslie - 08/17/98 05:34:46
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Broadway/Stage/6515

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hi! ummm...interesting page. i really haven't looked at it much yet, just decided to mark my name in this before i take a tour. i guess i'll see you when school starts. i don't see why it has to, though.

Larza - 08/17/98 01:50:16
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Underground/4065
My Email:nirvanakurdt@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: YES

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nice. i love the picture with KURT COBAIN. Please visit my page.

Stephanie - 08/07/98 17:11:39
does the duck suck?: if you don't $%^& him.

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Genova I found your page!!!! All by accident, but here I am and here you are. It's a really good page I'm quite impressed. See ya on the 15th.

PhukNut - 08/05/98 08:16:01
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/in/darkr
My Email:dang@jorsm.com
does the duck suck?: Leave my duckies out of this.

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Beware of my fuckie duckies. They are the ones who follow me in my choice of residence in the Astral World......... nifty page :)

Alan - 08/04/98 05:24:46
My Email:alskinner@hotmail.com

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nice place. :) makes me think i need to get a page up again soon

ignatius - 08/03/98 21:53:08
My URL:http://www.armory.com/~ignatius
My Email:ignatius@armory.com
does the duck suck?: yeah

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Hey, I thought i'd just stop by and sign your damn guestbook. Nice page.

kristin - 08/03/98 12:09:07

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damnit, melissa put me back on the page!

onyx - 08/03/98 06:52:01
My URL:http://mypage.direct.ca/o/onyx/airs.html
My Email:onyx@delphicoracle.com
does the duck suck?: cuz he can't ****?

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i have a weakness for redheads, what can i say? be proud of your freckles...

Sean Dekkers - 08/01/98 23:33:25
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Frontrow/2306/
My Email:Number_05@yahoo.com
does the duck suck?: the dark is the best part of everyone and everything

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your page doesn't suck just check around your neighborhood and get ideas. Also look around for graphics. If you ever need help e-mail me and i will be happy to help. Check out my site to get some ideas. Sean

Spammy - 08/01/98 19:52:54
does the duck suck?: only on thr weekends

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What the geese? Kick the moon. Fart on a rock.

the duck - 07/29/98 01:21:52
does the duck suck?: i take great offense to this

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where is lady kier, deadbride? im sure she's hot, but no i see no sign of her. and what is this "needs to be updated" maybe lady kier herself didnt even know she needed to update herself. it says worship the two of you. but i only see you as the monster that has created this lady kier"less" machine

Colleen - 07/26/98 01:20:36
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/2611
My Email:kewlkahis@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: it doesn't have lips to suck anything, so I guess not.

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Hi. Nice page. Thanks for coming to my house. It was a pleasure serving....uh....I mean seeing you. Well, I am going to go out with my preppy friend Melissa now. BYe

Jennie - 07/22/98 15:57:00
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Amphitheatre/9972
My Email:lots_o_daisies@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: sure,....why not?

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Umm,...yeah. Well,..you guys visited my page a while ago, and since I am a lazy ass, I haven't visited yours until now.(sorry!) Anyway,...it looks pretty cool. It's a lot better than when I first got mine up, and it's probably a lot better than mine is no . But,...yeah. It's cool.

Johan - 07/20/98 00:39:32
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Towers/5423/
My Email:trolldeg@home.se
does the duck suck?: my duck suck. because it is plastic!!! wOOhOO

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You rape I FEEL DIRTY. um. korn is cool too. but smasing pumpkins are neater :D Deadbride is COOL! dunno about the other lady kiefer.. but she probably is too. :) peace!

Linda - 07/04/98 20:06:34
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/2543
My Email:malibu0@mailexcite.com
does the duck suck?: What the hell is the duck? I really want to know!

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Come to my site, ok? I will visit your's again, and maybe you will have more stuff on it.

kristin - 06/22/98 01:48:41
My Email:sailorvamp@hotmail.com
does the duck suck?: yes!!!!

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this is pathetic. signing my own webpage. useless info for the near future..the duck, is actually a spawn from demotte that takes the shape of a gimped out jock, so for all of you that hate jocks, and believe me i do, vote yes, for the end of the reign of terror of the duck :)

melissa - 06/21/98 21:25:08
My Email:stumbleine-@usa.net
does the duck suck?: hell yeah!!!

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screw the duck! this page rocks! i think it is one of the best ones on the web! actually, it kind of sucks, but it has every possibility to get better! anyways..."i can't go on digging roses from your grave"