Jakie Jab is looking fab
he's got treble and a bass and a big tab
he's got oil in his hair from Arab and
when he falls down he dalls smack dab
hey fellas, get him a cab, what’s his name - Jackie Jab!
Three square means everyday
but nothing’s square about the American way
his friends get off on Doris Day and he
hasn't a clue what to say