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        This is an official QUALITY TABS INC. TabFile
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This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation
of the song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship
or research.
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                SONG TITLE: The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
              ARTIST/GROUP: Bloodhound Gang
                     ALBUM: Hooray For Boobies
            TRANSCRIBED BY: qualitytabs@qualitytabs.tk
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CHORDS:
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     EADGBE                EADGBE
C#5 (x-9-11-x-x-x)    G#5 (46xxxx)
B5  (79xxxx)          E2  (079xxx)
E5  (022xxx)          F#5 (244xxx)
A5  (57xxxx)

Finally, here it is. I've had a lot of requests for this song and
got tired of emailing people the chords so here is the complete
tab. Enjoy!


INTRO:
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    C#5           B5 E5        B5 A5        B5 G#5        B5
E|-----------------------------------------------------------
B|-----------------------------------------------------------
G|-----------------------------------------------------------
D|-------------------9---9--9-9------------------------------
A|--11---11--11-11-9-7---7--7-7-9-7---7--7-7-9-6---6--6-6-9--
E|--9----9---9--9--7------------7-5---5--5-5-7-4---4--4-4-7--

   C#5           B5 E5        B5 A5        B5 G#5
E-----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------|
G-----------------------------------------------|
D-------------------9---9--9-9------------------|
A--11---11--11-11-9-7---7--7-7-9-7---7--7-7-9-6-|
E--9----9---9--9--7------------7-5---5--5-5-7-4-|


VERSE 1: [play chords palm muted with steady downstrokes]
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            C#5
Dear Chasey Lain
             E2
I wrote to explain
                 A5   G#5
I'm your biggest fan
                 C#5
I just wanted to ask
                 E2
Could I eat your ass?
                          A5   G#5
Write back as soon as you can


Next comes the chorus. There's one guitar playing chords (same as
in verse) but another guitar is playing a kinda strange single guitar
line. It goes something like this:
   C#5             E2              A5              G#5
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------
G|-------------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-
D|-----------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------
A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-------------------------------------------------
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------

  C#5            B5 G#5
E----------------------|
B----------------------|
G--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-----|
D-------------------6--|
A----------------------|
E----------------------|


CHORUS: [second guitar plays tab above]
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       C#5
You've had a lotta dick
E2
Had a lotta dick
     A5
I've had a lotta time
G#5
Had a lotta time
       C#5                B5 G#5 [stop]
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
                  C#5   B5 G#5
But you ain't had mine


VERSE 2: [play like VERSE 1]
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Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when you treat
Your biggest fan like that?


CHORUS: [play like first CHORUS]
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You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine


VERSE 3: [play like VERSE 1]
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Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass


CHORUS: [play like previous choruses]
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You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine


BRIDGE:
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     B5
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
       C#5                   [stop]
Chasey this is my mom and dad
                  E5
Now show 'em them titties
                  B5      F#5
Now show 'em them titties
     B5
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey
       C#5                    [stop]
Chasey this is my mom and dad
                  E5
Now show 'em them titties
                  B5       F#5 [stop]
Now show 'em them titties              Would ya fuck me for blow?


OUTRO:
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(same as INTRO)
    C#5           B5 E5        B5 A5        B5 G#5        B5
E|-----------------------------------------------------------
B|-----------------------------------------------------------
G|-----------------------------------------------------------
D|-------------------9---9--9-9------------------------------
A|--11---11--11-11-9-7---7--7-7-9-7---7--7-7-9-6---6--6-6-9--
E|--9----9---9--9--7------------7-5---5--5-5-7-4---4--4-4-7--

   C#5           B5 E5        B5 A5        B5 G#5
E-----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------|
G-----------------------------------------------|
D-------------------9---9--9-9------------------|
A--11---11--11-11-9-7---7--7-7-9-7---7--7-7-9-6-|
E--9----9---9--9--7------------7-5---5--5-5-7-4-|


...and that's it. I've also had a LOT of requests for 'Bad Touch'
but that's mostly just synths and stuff so I don't wanna tab it.
But if you want an acoustic-friendly, basic-chords kinda version
you can play it something like this:

Bm (x24432)
D  (xx0232)
A  (x02220)
G  (320033)

Bm                  D
You and me, baby d, nothing but mammels,
         A                            G
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

Same chords throughout. (The actual song is in Cm, not Bm so don't
try to play this along with the CD unless you have a capo on the
1st fret.


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