Movie Simularities
1. In movies people never really eat but they always have lots of food on the table but rush out before eating it.

2. A storm means somthing bad is going to happen.

3. People always have money.

4. They never go to the bathroom.
a) women go in bathroom to fix makeup.
b) need more than one woman to pee.
c) always leave dates to talk in bathroom.

5. In horror movies
a) someone always gets killed or somthing and then they show the title.
b) always run upstairs instead of out the door.
c) killer always know where they are.
d) killers never run.
e) killer knows everything about victims.
f) if more than one main character a couple always die.
g) main girl character is always a virgin.

6. Most popular guy and girl always go out.

7. The sports are always the best or the worst.

8. There is always a class dork.

9. Blonds are always stupid.

10. Schools almost always start with H's.

11. The outcast always becomes the hero.

12. Kids bathe no bubbles, women bathe there's a bath full of bubbles.

13. Guy always gets girl.

14. Old people always have little poodles and cats they walk around petting.

15. Single women have 50 cats.

16. The plots are generally guessable

17. Mothers are better parents

18. If a parent is single the kids try to fix the parent up or keep them away from a horrible match.

19. Guys only fall for the pretty ones but the girls go for the smart ones.

20. Mothers always pushing daughters to get married and give them grandchildren.
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