Will you take Joey Fatone, Lance Bass, Jc Chasez, Justin Timberlake, and Chris Kirkpatrick to be your virtual wedded husbands? Will you love them, comfort them, honor, and keep them in sickness and in health until death do you part? Will you be willing to be chased down by cops on a weekly basis insisting you are in an illegal bigamos relationship? If you answered yes, repeat after us, Ashlee, Jen, Rachel, & Shannon, your virtual ministers...
I, _________, take you, for my virtual lawful husbands, to have to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part.