Below is a message from Baywatch Creator and Pop Star David Hasselhoff. David has keenly followed the band since their inception and is seen by the band as a "guiding star" and father figure. Read on, and be moved by the love between David Hasselhoff, and Monkeytennis:

Hey Guys, Dave here! Hope everything is swell in England at the moment! Over here in sunny Hollywood it is 35ºc and I am just wearing that pair of Speedo's that you guys sent me in the post. I like the colour, "Neon Yellow", you guys have great taste!

Oh....hold on.....

That's better! Just pulled my dressing gown on as some nasty looking clouds have just appeared and blotted out the scorching California Sun!!! Hey Jxxx, I heard about your tragic "gardening" accident, i hope the skin grafts take! I tell you what, my life has never been the same since you taught me that trick with the broom handle, baking soda, bucket and marrow! In fact I enjoy it so much that I have enclosed a picture of my reaction now that I am used to the "sensation"

Hey Matt Dude! I heard you finally nailed that battery operated son-of-a-bitch! Good work man! Next time you're in London could you have a quick flick through the racks of HMV and tell me if there are any copies of my new album left (only $12.99) as I've heard it's selling faster than shit-off-a-shovel !! It's doing really well in Germany! Have any of you guys been to Germany yet? They speak really weird, they eat some right old shit, but they have great taste in music!! Hey Ben! I heard you cut off your mullet!! Why? You finally had the beginnings of a truly classic, timeless cut and then you go and cut it off? There are so many people over here who would kill for a lush mane of hair covering their neck! But hey! Thats Rock 'n' Roll eh guys?

Well Guys, I gotta go and get ready for tonights show! I'll wear those speedo's on stage for you!

Lots of Love

David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff

PS. Look out for my new TV show that should be hitting your shores soon!!

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