Pammy - 09/13/00 19:31:39
Location: L.A
Comments:
Hey guys thought i'd drop you a line as david (Hasselhoff) told me your band was great.
Just shows that what they are saying about him is true...he does talk a load of shit!
Hahahahaha only kidding honest i value you more than my fake boobs!
richard D! - 05/06/00 16:25:05
My Email:richie@rderbyshire.freeserve.co.uk
Location: OXFORD
Comments:
Wow you have fans all over the world! Keep it real guys
James Stark - 04/01/00 21:27:07
Comments:
Well I listed to your song. It's not bad for a band who comes from Camelford
But if you want any suggestions about it. I could say it was a bit uninteresting and ordinary. If you sung using a different type of voice then people would find the songs more interesting. I'm not saying that you should be like Macy Gray or even for t at matter sing in a strong Cornish accent but if you listen to any of the bands who are in the same style as you, the singer always has a distinguishable voice like The Manics or The Stereophonics. It helps with them because they are Welsh. It's up to you on this one but it might be quite interesting
Secondly, another way to make your songs a bit better is get your producer or whoever it is to be more experimental. Use more synthesiser effects and even sound effects that you don't often hear in certain music. There are probably no very good recordi g studios in deepest Cornwall but give it a try. If you had a budget of 5 grand then you could probably do some really good stuff, but I know its quite difficult to have this amount of cash in a less developed part of Britain
I've probably said the most useful thing on this guestbook. Please listen to it
and lastly if all this is just a hobby, then you can afford to ignore all I've said. I'm probably too ambitious anyway
James Stark - 04/01/00 21:00:14
My Email:say.ooh.la.la@budweiser.com
Location: Now in Cornwall
Comments:
Hi Joel. Remember me. I see you've gone to great lengths to look different since I last saw you with a beard
Have you lost all your conservativity now or is that the influence of hanging around with the other members of the band
I'm downloading your only song now but I think it was great that you started up a band
But I left SJS so I could really continue with my music. Could I ever get involved with anything that you're doing. You're hearing the words of a person who took Grade 8 in Piano in Summer '99
If you really want to email me. (some things could happen) then send it to here
Boy Fradley - 03/16/00 10:24:44
My Email:gibon69@yahoo.com
Comments:
My God! My juices are pouring after seeing a monster like that! Shit, help me I'm drowning in my own cum, Blub,Blub,Blub,Gargle. Ahhhhhh, that's better! See you soon matey hope falmouth is all it's cracked up to be, and I'll be back onb the first of june.
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wess jackson - 03/13/00 20:33:51
My Email:www.craftsman @netline.co.uk
Location: macclesfield,cheshire.
Comments:
I AM A LIKE MINDED INDIVIDUAL FROM THE HOME OF THE INFAMOUS MACC LADS.WHOM I KNOW A FEW OF.I,VE BEEN GOING ON ABOUT MONKEYTENNIS FOR YEARS.I DONT KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM I JUST STARTED GOING ABOUT IT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT.AND ONE NIGHT I DECIDED TO PUT
HE SAYING MONKEY TENNIS IN AND PRESS SEARCH,AND HEY PRESTO YOU LOT APPEARED FROM NOWHERE.I WAS FUCKING FLABBERGASTED.I,VE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE.YOU LOT ARE FANTASTIC.I,M A BIG MUSIC FAN WHO ALSO IS A GUY WHO WANTS TO SING IN A BAND.BUT AS OF YE
HAVE NOT YET HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO.THANKYOU YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE COMPLETE.NOW I KNOW THERE IS ANOTHER MONKEYTENNIS FANATIC.YOUR WEBSITE IS AMAZING.GOOD WORK LADS I HOPE YOU GET IN TOUCH.WE,LL JUST TALK MONKEY TENNIS FOR A WHILE.YOU KNOW SILVERBACK WREST
ING.I USED TO BE WORLD SILVERBACK WRESTLING CHAMP.3 YEARS RUNNING.HOLD THE W.F.S BELT.COULD NEVER BEAT THOSE FUCKING MARMAZETTES AT TENNIS THOUGH.NIPPY LITTLE FUCKERS.AH WELL I SUPPOSE THEY GOT TO BE BETTER AT SOMETHING.I DID ONCE BEAT A SPIDER MONKEY 3 S
TS TO 1.ONLY THE ONCE THOUGH.I WANT TO HEAR YOUR TUNES BUT I HAVE NO MP3 PLAYER.SIGNING OFF LADS.ONCE AGAIN CHEERS ANDTRY SILVERBACK WRESTLING IT KEEPS YOU FIT.
wess jackson - 03/13/00 20:23:30
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techgrrrl - 02/15/00 03:09:41
My URL:http://www.softcom.net/users/myalias
My Email:techgrrrl_99@yahoo.com
Location: In the library with the candlestick
Comments:
MY GOD MAN, IS THAT THING REAL BEN? =0 How the hell do you walk with that thing in your pants? Is this the reasons why americans are always drinking imported beer? It must be something in the water! Yeah...umm...I'm ganna leave now......
owen - 02/14/00 16:30:47
Comments:
ben isn't andy a waste of space?
Austin and Felicity - 11/30/99 13:11:50
My Email:TOP SECRET
Location: North Cornwall
Comments:
We are British intelligence and we have evidence that Jxxx is a Transvestite, yes that's right we have PICTURES!!!!!!!!
Andy - 11/15/99 10:39:44
My Email:andynw99@hotmail.com
Location: Truro College
Comments:
Ben is a bit of a weird fella. I am thinking of leaving this course, or maybe the country, to get away from him. Haven't met the other two, but they've gotta be weird by association!
11/04/99 09:42:11
Name: Girls of ICQ | My URL: Visit Me |
My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks
Anthony Treasurer - 10/18/99 12:22:12
My URL:http://www.antnet.freeserve.co.uk
My Email:anttreas@yahoo.com
Location: Cornwall
Comments:
Hi Mr Mellor!
Not what I would expect from my R.E. Teacher!
I love your song, Very good.
Ant
keith & Barry - 10/04/99 09:34:18
My Email:weithweave@excite.com
Comments:
We like you Nickelkitten You make the best music we have heard in many years. This guy will go far. Monkey tennis is a right pile of self indulgent crap though.
Keep up the good work Ben my son!!
PS we would both LOVE to team up with you some time BIG boy
beer mat lover!!! - 08/08/99 11:06:01
My Email:beer uk
Location: fosters
Comments:
We have had many close encounters of the third kind with this gang of monkeys, but never before have I seen a sight as riDICKulous as a monkey literally playing a whole new version of tennis... with himself at St. Breward Aviaries
M.K.Hardy B.Eng (Hons) - 07/22/99 14:55:52
My URL:http://titsandarse.gardentool.com
My Email:ex5153@qmw.ac.uk
Location: somwhere in London
Comments:
I hope my downloads put us at number 1 in the mp3 charts.
What a fucking carry-on.
Love, Matt......
Chantelle Frnacis - 06/28/99 10:10:24
My Email:kitten_19_1999@hotmail.com
Location: Cornwall
Comments:
Well boys if the music doesn't hit off then a good comedy act will. It had us all in sitches, so if people from all over Cornwall come laughing u can't blame me.
Oh yeah and I am sorry Joel none of this with take away the pressure of the New Year antics.
love ya.
Chickerino (leader of the Chickens and killer of many goats) - and foolish guitarist from AphiD - 06/27/99 23:21:13
My URL:http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~mushlet/
My Email:fuzzy@mushlet.globalnet.co.uk
Location: England
Comments:
Come dear chickens, we have found a worthy dwelling for the night. Perhaps in the morn we will recruit these monkies and turn them into real chicken brethren. Then we go and we take up arms against the most evil goat and together we crush them. BWAWAAHAHA
HAHAH. Yes indeed. They have proved themselves a most excellent band indeed. However this does not mean they fight like the mighty chicken. Your final test will be on the battlefield against the evil goat. Perhaps you may hit it with a guitar or prod it m
ny times with a drumstick. Yes that would be excellent. Surely with you we cannot fail.
Goodbye,
May the goats continue being pointless,
May you continue being an eeeexcellent band,
Chickerino (6th hutch platoon - Royal Chicken Army)
P.S. I apologise for all of this many times.
josh - 06/23/99 21:32:33
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny2/xrootdownx/index.html
Location: ARABIA
Comments:
UH I'M JUST CONFUSED HERE.
gorgeous babe - 06/22/99 11:27:30
My Email:stoopid_freek@hotmail.com
Location: manchester
Comments:
gimmie some more u porn stars!!!!!!!!
katie - 06/21/99 11:29:59
My Email:tsarchasm@hotmail.com
Location: i am your nextdoor neibour
Comments:
hellooooo its katie here i am glad that your penis enhancement operation went well
see ya monkey tennis is a cool name but pity about the picture of joel
Phillip mike Hunt - 06/20/99 11:31:29
My Email:phill@hunt.com
Location: Manchester
Comments:
Well, Well, Well, monkey tennis you are amazing.
Remember that time i saw you live and the bass player started getting friskey with the sheep. God, that night was good.
Cheers. Phil Mike Hunt
Comments:
Just to say that I think this has to be one of the friskiest and sexually exciting sites I have seen to date, Ben 'MY BOY',you are still hung like an ox and have the looks to stun thousands!
Will worship you forever!!
Your favourite stud muffin.
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Hey Guys! Thought i'd drop you a line after seeing you play over here last year!
Hope you are all ok!
Keep ROCKIN'!!
cheers
DH
ps.Look out for my new TV show
Comments:
I have pictures of your Bass player not only inserting garden tools into his anus, but also all the zimmer frames and apricots he couldfind.
Forward the sum of £1,000,000 to the above e-mail account or the negatives will be copied many times over and sent to all the music magazines all over the world, ending your career for ever.
A friend
ps I'll settle for the hand shandy if you can't find the money.
Comments:
what fine selection of primates you are.
monkeytennis is not going to know what has hit it when you three contend for the wimboldon cup.
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