"Welcome to Mister Rogers' neighborhood. Sorry Mister Rogers can't be here today, I'm taking his place."

"I want a divorce!"

"We just heard Howie narking on me, now we're gonna come back and nark on Howie."

"I'm not good at secrets, don't tell me any,"

"I don't bowl, I sing, doggoneit!"

"Howieeee Deeeeeee, howie deeeeeee is howwwwieeee deeee...!"

"I'm a good reckless driver."

"Bring on the women."

"We show you dis.....we show you dat....but did we show you how crazy our fans really can be...they're craaaazy!"

"I hate clowns...they freak me out..."

"Brian.....this is the perfect fan."

"And then we sacrifice a chicken!"

"Hey, I beeped....and they felt me up with that little thing...it was good."

"I gotta get to a bathroom!"

"I gotta go, I'm sittin' on the toilet,"

"Wow, she can dance better than Brian."

"Good luck to everyone we're up against.....but if they don't win.....oh well!"

"Hit me!"

"Shake your butt!"

"By God, we're still waiting for our food."

"This hat is sweet."

"Where the hell am I going?"

"Look at all you sexy women out there! You're looking so sexy all wet in this rain!!"

"Being honest, when I see an attractive girl I have to say that the first thing I look at is, well, if she's looking
at me, her eyes - but if she's not then. . .her booty. I watch it go from side to side. It doesn't matter what
size it is but. . .Yeah I know I'm a man. I'm sorry."

"Hey Skipper, where are we going today?"

"Music is love, love is music, music is my life, I love my life. Thank you and good night"

"Bring on the women."

"They look better shaved."

"I can't have kids anymore."