Kevin Quotes

"That's phat to death."

"Sorry bro."

"Canadians have those cute little accents, eh?"

"Be quiet Nick!"

"Those guys to the left are our biggest fans."

"Do my laundry"

"Course we were all on our best behavior."

"No, I did not open my mini bar"

"Well, it's about a 4 hour drive to Berlin...I guess she's goin with us. Maybe she'll fall off."

"We're here DAHLING!!!"

"I'll just sit here by the fax machine."

"Awww Trigggerrrrrr!"

"I got a question for ya.....Does anyone have a big towel in here, cuz I gotta stick my head in the sink."

"It's in the key of AJ"

"When all else fails, you just gotta grab it with your fingers."

"When you get this tape back and it's whack...we're sorry."

"Of course I went out and blew all the money"

"We'd leave the airport over in Europe and come back here...and there'd be like...crickets chirping."

"Doesn't this, uh, this thing right here remind you of that thing that dangles down from, what's this called?....
.......No....your, um...your thing, yeah, your thing..."

"Think they got that coat in a brighter yellow bro?"

"Mom never let me have girls up in my room."

"He looked like a Cheetah one day."

"What a rude, rude young man."