A.J's Quotes
"Why do men have nipples? For girls to kiss."
"Nick's gonna be on a sugar rush."
"Welcome to Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. Sorry Mr. Rogers couldn't be here today. I'll be taking his place!"
"Music is love, love is music, music is my life. Thank you and good night."
"Bring on the woman."
"Nick, this is all your fault."
"Shut up. Stop talking."
"I love you all."
"You see Howie, that's how you gotta do it man, Howie, Howie! Yo yo, D!"
"I love cooking."
"If I fall in love with a girl, I'd write her a poem-right away.
"I like the kind of girl who'll let me do everything for her."
"Usually girls have a really sensitive side, so you can go mushy on them."
"I've been flashed from the stage. It happened in London. This girl was watching me when I was singing Return of the Mack and she reached up under her shirt and made me loose my concentration. Then she pulled her bra out, screamed my name and whipped up her t shirt and showed me her breasts. I forgot the words and I stopped singin. I was like 'You lied to me'......and then I saw her breasts and I was like 'oh!' I do not like men who enjoy looking at woman's breasts.
"If your going to do something wrong atleast enjoy it".
"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing".
"Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children".
"Love's a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination to increase the population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?"
"Nobody's a virgin. Life screws us all"
"To all you virgins out there- thanks for nothing."
"The less hair I have the more head I get."
"WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."
"Remember if you smoke after sex your doing it too fast."
"If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut."
"Will work for food, will beg for sex."
"A hard on doesn't count as personal growth."
"Don't worry, I forgot your name too."
"Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer."
"Don't laugh.....your daughter could be inside."
"Always remember your unique like everyone else."
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"Horn broken. Watch for finger."
"I don't suffer from insanity......I enjoy every minute of it."
"A penny saved is ridiculous."
"Drink till she's cute but stop before the wedding."
"Don't despair, If you need a place to visit my face is here."
"Pity the poor egg it only gets laid once."
"If you marry for money.....well that's one last thing you have to worry about."
"If money isn't everything then why do we need it to get everything.
"Help wanted. Many positions available."
"One of us is thinking about sex.....okay it's me."
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
"Everybody repeat after me......we're all individuals."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Love is the answer, but while your waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
"It takes a few nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it."
"Why is it that when we bounce a check, the bank charges us more of what they already know we don't have any of?"
"My girlfriend said I never listened to her........atleast that's what I think she said."
"Woman need a reason to have sex, men just need a place."